| Name | Caption | 
| PegasusJF | The Voth really pull out all the stops when it comes to big shiny buttons. | 
| mwhittington | Yes, that's right. There are still lava lamps in the 24th century, but this time they GLOW! | 
| Mr. President | "I understand that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, but why does that mean the Organian ambassador gets to keep his on my desk?" | 
| The Geek | Come on, Mr. Kennedy. You want us to keep it fairly clean, and then you give us this picture to work with? | 
| Miss Marple | Alien: "...and because the insides are shaped like those 'twisty-bendy' light bulbs, it uses less power so it can last longer." | 
| Miss Marple | Alien Mother to spawn: I found this in your sock drawer. Now what have you got to say for yourself? Spawn: Thank God you didn't find my stash?
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "No, no... You don't understand... It's a suppository." | 
| nerd86 | Umm... Sir, may I make a suggestion about your... lighting decisions? | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Gorignak: "Gorignak to Captain... I'm not sure what's wrong, but this interrogation lighting is just not working.... The prisoner keeps giggling." | 
| sentinel64 | Rokan tried to have a serious conversation with Bruk, but the phallic shaped light on Bruk's desk forced him to hide an ever growing snicker deep inside. | 
| Mr. President | "This was on the wedding list?!" | 
| DBB | "It's glowing, but why is it vibrating?" "It knows you're afraid."
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters and haven't been able to identify it's function... She referred to it as her 'Kirk-inator'..." | 
| Frankie Chesnuts | Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters and haven't been able to identify it's function... She referred to it as her 'Caretaker'..." | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters... We believe it's some sort of weapon... She referred to it as her 'Photon Torpedo'..." | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Captain Zorgon attempted to keep his focus on the conversation, trying not to even LOOK at the dildo on the table. | 
| Mikey | "I don't care - my wife wants it back NOW!" | 
| Mr. President | Worst Christmas tree ever. | 
| Miss Marple | As the centuries passed the pawns for the game "Sorry" became increasingly larger and the losing players became increasingly sorrier. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "Wait a sec... 'Caution, choking hazard???' What the hell are people doing with these things?" | 
| jg | This is just great. Not only do Frankie Chestnuts and The Geek stick it to the rest of us in the caption competition, now they're just flaunting it. | 
| jg | Voth dehind desk: Don't worry, we will photoshop it out before a group of captioneers start making innuendos about it. | 
| mwhittington | Apple went too far when they introduced the iRotic with wi-fi and a "webcam". | 
| mwhittington | "...and it's ribbed for her pleasure." "So am I."
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