Name | Caption |
The Geek | Data: "Data to Captain. Sir, I have just had an unusual happenstance." Picard: "Report." Data: "An elderly human male, identifying himself as 'The Ghost of Future Trek' appeared to me in the corridor and gave me a message." Picard: "What was the message?" Data: "'Beware of Braga.' Intriguing. What does it mean?" Picard: "Probably nothing. This is Star Trek, after all. We're not going anywhere!" Riker: "Yay!" |
Name | Caption |
nerd86 | Deforest: Where's this Sirtis chick I keep hearing about? Tell me, are they real, or do they add those puppies in post? Spiner: ... Deforest: She's standing right behind me isn't she? Spiner: *nods* |
Frankie Chestnuts | 100 Year Old Joe Pesci..... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "Pudding... I'm looking for my pudding. Have you seen my pudding?" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "I met someone like you once... Broom stuck so far up their ass they saluted when they took a crap." |
DBB | McCoy: My God, man! Data: Sir? Is something the matter? McCoy: Your face! Data: I am an android. I told you that earlier. McCoy: You did? I'm sorry. My memory isn't what is used to be. Data: Shall we continue to the shuttlebay? McCoy: ... My God, man! Your face! |
DBB | McCoy: Now, where's that Lwaxana woman. She looked mighty familiar. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "So what's your story Pinocchio? About ready to become a 'Real Boy'? Let's head down to that holosuite of yours... I find the loosest women in there." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "So what's your story, Pinocchio? About ready to become a 'Real Boy'? Where's that one they call 'Troi'?" Data: "That would be Counselor Deanna Troi. I can assist you in locating her." Old Bones: "No, no, no, no... The OTHER Troi. The taller one. Lox-Annie or something... She reminds me a Nurse that once worked for me." |
Mr. President | McCoy: "Can you believe it, I went to Comic Con last year and they gave me a prize for Best-Yoda-Lookalike. I wasn't even wearing a costume! Damn kids." |
TS | McCoy: "Dear God, Chapel! You look like hell! Time certainly hasn't been good to you. You're all pasty white." Data: "Admiral, I am not Christine Chapel." McCoy: "Oh, poor soul. You have memory loss too." |
ZebulaNebula | McCoy: Did I tell you of the time Scotty drank three Klingons under the table? Data: Yes, seventeen point three times. You segued into your tale about the tribbles four times, and onto the subject of women in fur bikinis twice. |
tuvoc74656 | McCoy: eat your greens, or you'll look like me when you get older Data: but sir, i dont age.. McCoy: just eat them, their good for you Data: but sir, i cant eat greens...or anything for that matter. McCoy: JUST EAT UR F.UCKING GREENS YOU UGLY BASTARD! |
The Geek | Data: "Congratualtions. You are fully dialated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth." McCoy: "McCoy to Chief Engineer, you better get up here. Data accidentally downloaded a medical dictionary." |
The Geek | McCoy: "... so there we were in this old town, surrounded by children, when suddenly... hey. I know that look. Spock used to do it too! You're calculating pi instead of listening to me!" Data: "3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679... oops." |
Rylan Sato | Which one of us is fully functional? |
Bird of Prey | McCoy: 'So, you are an iPhone?' Data: 'No, an Android.' |
Bird of Prey | McCoy: 'Are you out of your positronic mind?' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "OK, Puppet Boy... I've had enough with you and your yellow eyes, and your pasty white skin... You no blooded, emotionless Vuncan wanna-be." Data: "Very good, sir. If you'll excuse me, I'm required on the Bridge." Old Bones: "Christ... Why did I never die in a transporter accident?" |
nerd86 | For Data... an opportunity to converse with a legendary member of the original Enterprise crew. For McCoy... Where am I? Who are you? And where are my teeth? |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "Now listen up, Sonny... Never let 'em tell you you can't help. Personally, I'm trained as a Doctor, but I've always stepped up to do whatever I needed to do in the call of duty... I've had to be an engineer, a bricklayer, a coal miner... Hell, I had to be an escalator once." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Spiner: "God, I hate fan fiction." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Old Bones: "Hey there, Sonny... How 'bout you direct me to the 'lil Admiral's room." Data: "Sir?" Old Bones: "THE TOILET, YOU NO-BLOODED VULCAN-WANNABE!" Data: "It's just this way, sir. Please follow me." Old Bones: "Never mind... Too late." |
DBB | "Where do I go to get my diaper taken care of?" "Diaper, sir?" "I'm over 130 years old, boy. When nature calls, it doesn't wait for an answer." |
DBB | McCoy: Oh, by the way. Scotty's stuck in a transporter in a ship crashed on a Dyson Sphere. Found out about that a few decades ago. Probably shouldn've said something sooner. Oh, well. I'll be going. |
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