| Name | Caption | 
| Q | Aparently Founders have an alergec reaction to Tribbles..... | 
| ZakFox | Weyoun: Founder, I know that it is the least of your troubles but... I think you have Nits. | 
| Rat Boy | Weyoun: "A boy's best friend is his mother." | 
| ZakFox | Founder: Ok, so Mud Wrestling for control of the Alpha Quadrant wasn't such a good idea. But why do you have to keep rubbing it in my face?! | 
| suxxxxxx | Weyoun:"This dry and hot air of Cardassia is not good for your skin, Founder." Founder:"Oh really, do you think?"
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| blurb23 | Founder: Ugh, I'm feeling a bit flaky today. | 
| Adol | It was a little known fact that the Dominion started the war to gain access to Federation Skin Lotion technology... | 
| liquidcross | You know, that's never going to heal if you don't stop picking. | 
| Fizzle | Founder, I do believe I see a grey hair. | 
| Xela | Humans laugh until their sides hurt. Founders on the other hand... | 
| Mikey | "Whatever you do, don't look at the Ark... oh. Too late." | 
| James Allan Kynes | Weyoun: Third Ometa'Klan, fetch the wallpaper scraper... | 
| The Pfeiff | "Mister Shatner, Your, ah, your makeup is..." | 
| Mikey | promo art for 'Star Trek: Dude, Where's My Face?' | 
| Child of Wonder | Avon..... lady...... must....... DIE!!!!! | 
| Mikey | "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" | 
| Capt. Jethro | The main reason why the Dominion lost the war, they watched too many skin care infomercials. | 
| Jesse | Weyoun: "Are you... shedding?" |