Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "How long has he been in there?" Dax: "Six and a half hours." Sisko: "I'd have never believed that O'Brien could have gone this long without drinking."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Rylan Sato	Dax, if you start singing its Friday one more time, you're going through this thing.
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: "I've already told you... if you keep watching it, it will never boil."
McFortner	Dax: I swear, when I looked in it a moment ago a weird voice said "Zuul".
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: "Benjamin, I really don't think you should be building a fire in there."
John	No the dryer gnomes did not eat your socks!!!
PegasusJF	One swift kick in the butt later, Dax was on the fast lane to a promotion....
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: "Just a little closer, Benjamin... Closer... Closer..."
Mr. President	Dax: "They had the oven on too high and all the souffles got burned." Sisko: "Goddamn, this is like Wolf 359 all over again."
Mr. President	Sisko: *Squeak* Dax: "You really need more fiber in your diet, Benjamin."
Mr. President	Sisko: "This television needs tuning." Dax: "That's a plasma relay." Sisko: "Plasma, eh? I have an LCD myself. Get O'Brien on it." Dax: *Sigh*
Mr. President	Sisko: "We'll need O'Brien to get an engineering team down here right away, this thing's no use to us in this condition. What do you think, old man?" Dax: (thinking) "Don't goose the Commander, Don't goose the Commander, Don't goose the Commander..."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "What did you call this again?" Dax: "Blu-Ray." Sisko: "...and what does it do?" Dax: "Absoutely nothing."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "I'm guessing that if we turn the heat up some more we can get him to melt." Dax: "I'm pretty sure Kira isn't going to be happy when she finds out that you've been playing with Odo again."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "What's this called again?' Dax: "Mystery Science Theater 3000." Sisko: "...and people found this entertaining?" Dax: "You either get it... or you don't."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "Jeez... I can't wait... What did you call these again?" Dax: "Hot Pockets."
Frankie Chestnuts	Jake (offscreen): "What is it? What is it?" Sisko (softly): "Is that what I think it is?" Dax nods her head: "Yes." Sisko: "It's beautiful." Dax nods her head: "Yes." Jake: "Goddammit, what is it?"
McFortner	Dax: I hate it when the replicators are down. There is never anything in the fridge.
sentinel64	Benjamin, if I taught you anything... watching the oven will not make the turkey cook any faster. Just sit down and play with your ball... that is, your baseball.
DBB	Dax: Captain, you shouldn't stand so close to the TV. Sisko: Why? Dax: Those old Cardassian models... They put out some radiation. You could loose all your hair. Sisko: That's absurd.
Alex	It is ... It is ... It is blue.
Ithekro	THERE! ARE! BLUE! LIGHTS!
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: "What IS that thing, Benjamin?" Sisko: "It's an old earth form of entertainment called television. It was part of everyday life in the 20th century." Dax: "Why does the guy with the bad rug keep taking his shirt off?"
Mr. President	"So this is that new improved Soylent Blue I've been hearing about?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "How long do you think he can last out there?" Dax: "Benjamin... I've never been one to question your parenting style, but..."

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