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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bimbo herding will continue to be a well respected and noble profession, well into the 24th century. |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain Redbeard | Now the bachelor will be asking four of you to accept a rose. Those of you who do not receive a rose will be leaving the guest house immediately. |
| Foxbat | Aes Sedai... why did it have to Aes Sedai? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Guy: 'Wow... I'm just not sure. I DO like the green one... But the red one is just stunning! This is just a tough choice. Hang on ladies... LARRY! Come on over and help me pick out your dress.' Larry: 'I'll be right there... Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.' |
| James | After being demoted by Sisko for insubordination, Kira was forced to audition for a job as a Dabo Girl. |
| The Geek | Mudd's great- great- grandson proudly carries on the family business. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Man: 'Simon says close your eyes... Open them back up. -HA! You two! You're both out!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Man: 'Let's see now... Broomhilda Featherhead?' Broomhilda: 'Here.' Man: 'Zelda Sprong?' Zelda: 'Here.' Man: 'Mergatroyd Feldspar?' Mergatroyd: 'That's me.' Man: 'Lulu... No last name Lulu?' Lulu: 'Just Lulu... Like Cher or Bono' Man: 'Great... Vagina-' Vagina: 'That's va-GEENA' Man: 'Right... va-GEENA Cornholio.' Vagina: 'Here.' |
| Foxbat | One of you will be picked to be a character on Star Trek: Voyager. May God have mercy on your soul... |
| Mr. President | Polygamy - it's not just for Mormons. |
| Mr. President | Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 1st Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 2nd Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 3rd Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 4th Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 5th Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Will you go out with me?' 6th Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Wow, they really nailed it when they called it speed dating, huh?' 2nd Woman: 'Shut up.' |
| Mr. President | 'Well, one of you blocked up the toilet in the women's restroom, and we're not leaving this room until we find out who.' |
| Mr. President | Man: 'I'm sorry, girls, Mr. Takei won't be accepting any...groupies tonight.' Woman: 'What about tomorrow night?' Man: 'Do you have a brother?' Woman: 'No.' Man: 'Then no.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Man: 'Ladies... Welcome to the 'Eight Annual DS9 Cardassian Vole Roundup'...' |
| DBB | 'Two of you will be serving drinks. The rest of you will be made into Soylent Green.' 'Made into?' 'Making. You'll be making Soylent Green.' 'You said 'made into'.' 'No, I didn't.' |
| Mr. President | Man: 'Don't worry, ladies, the management here at Comfort Ladies will leave no stone unturned until we find whoever is responsible for replacing all your birth control pills with breath mints.' |
| Mr. President | Man: 'Once again, we do hope you've enjoyed your stay at Lobotomies-R-Us.' |
| Mikey | 'Ladies, ladies, ladies! The DS9 production of 'Seven Brides for Seven Prophets' opens in a week... I want FABU, and I'm getting FUBAR!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Man: 'Prophet sacrifice?' Woman in Red: 'Yes.' Man: 'This way please... Prophet sacrifice?' Woman in Purple: 'Yes.' Man: 'Very good... This way... Prophet sacrifice?' Women in Yellow: 'Isn't the line for Starbucks?' Man: 'No, that's over across from Quarks... Prophet sacrifice?' Woman in Green: 'Yes.' Man: 'Right this way... Prophet sacrifice?' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Marlin Perkins VoiceOver: 'Here we see Jim encountering a pack of wild Dabo-beast. Notice how the alpha-females align themselves in an offensive posture. Let's watch the fun...' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Man: 'Alright ladies... This is the last event. You will need to carry 5 drinks, from the bar to the Dabo tables and back without spilling a drop. Bubbles, you are in the lead and will get to compete last.' |
| sentinel64 | OK ladies, the next part of the pageant is the evening wear. This three lucky ladies will go to the final competition, and the others... well, I hope you ejoy 30 hours of electro-shock... before you are shot. |
| jg | Kirk's idea of taking home a six pack is completely differnt from everyone else's. |
| nerd86 | Man: I'm sorry girls, but Mr. Kirk has canceled his two o'clock. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♪ 'One of these things is not like the other... One of these things just doesn't belong...'♫ |
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