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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | 'Captain, I can see my future!' 'Really, what do you see?' 'I see... Star Trek... a bald Romulan... Data is singing... and then nothing.' |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | 'Jesus, Patrick, was that you?!?' 'You better learn to like it, Marina, or this will be the longest 7 years of your life.' |
| The Geek | And in this moment, we see Marina Sirtis inching past Shatner in the overacting department. |
| DBB | 'A member of the Chocolatonian delegation went missing last night.' 'Well, I didn't eat him if that's what you're insinuating. I didn't eat him. Didn't eat ALL of him. There's still some in my quarters.' |
| Ktasay | Troi: I sense a disturbance in the force - As if millions cried out in agony... Picard: The fan reaction to the Enterprise series finally caught up with you. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Counselor... What's wrong?' Troi: 'One of the worst things about being empathic is when half the crew gets food poisoning.' |
| Foxbat | Sorry Captain, my jazzercise class ran long and I didn't have time to change... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Counselor... What's wrong?' Troi: 'I just feel... everyone wants to kill Wesley... EVERYONE! Beverly... The crew... You... Me... All those geeks at the conventions... EVERYONE!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Counselor... What's wrong?' Troi: 'You've never lived with a Klingon, have you? The smell... The food... The weapons... THE BATHROOM! DEAR GOD, THE BATHROOM!' |
| nerd86 | Troi: And then she wore white shoes! Can you believe it? Picard: *sarcastically* What a travesty. |
| McFortner | Troi: I gotta sleep with Worf in the seventh season? |
| Mr. President | Troi: 'You want me to fly the ship, captain?' Picard: 'Is that a problem?' Troi: 'No. No problem. Not a problem at all...' |
| Mr. President | Troi: 'I think I've left a light on.' Picard: 'In your quarters?' Troi: 'No, at home on Betazed. My god, the bill's going to be enormous!' |
| Mr. President | Picard: 'What's wrong, counselor?' Troi: 'I've just come back from sickbay. Doctor Crusher says there's no way to stop my hair from being frizzy.' Picard: 'I remember I once had a similar problem.' Troi: 'Really?' Picard: 'No.' |
| Mr. President | Troi: 'Are you sure this isn't the first officer's seat on this side?' Picard: 'No, the first officer's seat is to the right of the captain's chair because he's the captain's right hand man. Why do you ask?' Troi: 'It's just I think this seat's got Number One on it.' Picard: 'Mr. Worf!' Worf: 'Sorry, captain.' |
| The Geek | 'What do you see, Councelor?' 'It's Data and Yar, and... actually, I think I'm gonna keep this one to myself.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: 'Please Captain... Don't make me look again.' Picard: 'I'm French... It's natural for us to be naked.' |
| Mr. President | Troi: 'I'm sensing...a powerful mind.' Picard: 'Why, thank you.' |
| Mr. President | Picard: 'See, people think it's called Ten Forward because it's at the forward part of deck ten, but it isn't.' Troi: 'Why is it, then?' Picard: 'Guinan watches a lot of porn.' Troi: '...' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Counselor... What's wrong?' Troi: 'Nothing really... Just a touch of the vapors.' |
| nerd86 | Troi: Then I said Orange who?; and he said Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? Picard: *rouses from sleep* Oh, fascinating Deanna, as usual. Ummm, Crewman Jacobs I believe its your turn to share. |
| DBB | Troi: What do you mean I can't meet with the delegation from the planet Fudgey? Picard: We don't need a repeat of the incident between you and the Chocolatonian ambassador. |
| DBB | Picard: What? I thought you were serious when you told me to transport your mother into space. Troi: I was, but I didn't think you'd do it. |
| DBB | The Borg? All this time, I've been saying 'Brog.' |
| Mr. President | Troi: 'So when you say Captain's Log, that's...' Picard: 'Exactly.' Troi: 'Eww...' |
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