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| Name | Caption |
| tlbs101 | ♪ She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them ♫ |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | It took years of engineering, and months of practice, but O'Brien can now enjoy his Kira shaped piano... for personal reasons. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Miles: 'Here?' Kira: 'Ouch! Lower!.' Miles: 'How about here?' Kira: 'LOWER!.' Miles: 'How's this?' Kira: 'Miles... This is a foot massage! A FOOT MASSAGE!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | We can all sympathize with Miles in this situation. Not only does he have a bitchy wife to deal with, he has to keep his pregnant girlfriend happy also. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Keiko: '-OH! I'm sorry. Didn't mean to disturb you.' Miles: 'No problem, Keiko... Just lock the door on your way out.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Miles: 'Think about baseball... think about baseball... think about baseball...' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'Oh, Miles! You're fingers are like magic!' O'Brien: 'That comes from practice.' Kira: 'You massage other members of the station?' O'Brien: 'Not really... I massage my pet Cardassian Vole.' Kira: 'Eeeew... I think we're done.' |
| nerd86 | Day 93: Our captors have cut our rations. They demand to witness our method of reproduction. They've threatened to kill us if we don't procreate; yet Kira still refuses. I mean I know I'm not Brad Pitt or anything but WE MIGHT FRICKING DIE! She fornicates with walking jello and shes got a problem with me?! Come on! |
| nerd86 | O'Brien: My hands are magic, baby. I'll play you like an instrument. I'll have you moanin' in time to a metronome. I'll- Kira: Miles. It's a Charley Horse, not a date. O'Brien: *clears throat* Of course; I didn't think your claims of having a Charley Horse was a signal or anything. I was just joking around, heh heh, please don't tell Keiko what I said. |
| nerd86 | Take out the trash Miles, rub my feet Miles, wash the viewport Miles, rub my close friend's firm legs Miles... On second thought marriage has its occasional perks. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ...and in an alternate universe, 'Evil Kira' keeps a pet Miles. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | They don't call him 'Smiley' for nothing. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira and her mechanical 'Smiley'. |
| tlbs101 | Kira: And you're sure this technique works on Keiko? Miles: I never sai... Sure! works like a charm! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | O'Brien: ♫'It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me, Makin' love to his tonic and gin.'♪ Kira: 'Miles, the singing is bad enough... But the tip jar is just too much.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir (walking in): 'Oooo, oooo. Me next!' |
| DBB | O'Brian was already uncomfortable, but it got worse when Kira started in on her animal impersonations. The hooting of the Bajoran monkey was the last straw. |
| RedDwarfian | And everyone laughed at O'Brien when he was practicing his massaging techniques on the EPS conduits... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | O'Brien: 'So Kira, are you interested in a 'Happy Ending'?' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | O'Brien: 'So Kira, can I help you with a 'Happy Ending'?' Kira: 'No Miles, I don't think you can.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'Chief, that was great. Thanks' O'Brien: 'My pleasure... Is there anything else I can do for you ...ANY-thing at all? Kira: 'Turn out the lights when you leave.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'That was great Miles. When can we do this again?' O'Brien: 'Anytime... but you've got to promise one thing... stop farting.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'Jeez Miles... UP HIGHER!! No wonder you and Keiko were having trouble with her pregnancy!' |
| tlbs101 | Miles; his thoughts of Keiko waning. |
| tlbs101 | Miles: Perhaps some music will help soothe you. Computer; play something appropriate. Kira: Why is a Barry White song playing? |
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