| Name | Caption | 
| Bryan Moore | Unaware of the irony that the statement will one day hold, William Shatner makes a cutting remark at someone else's hairpiece! | 
| JT | 23rd Century Dentistry | 
| suxxxxxx | Woman:"You call that a knife, Kirk? THIS IS A KNIFE!" | 
| Zeke Thorne | And she piled upon the Captain's hairy chest, a sum of all the rage and hate felt by her entire gender. If her chest had been a cannon, she would have shot her heart upon him. | 
| DBB | "Who put the dye in my shampoo?! TELL ME!!!" | 
| Griddles | In the 23rd century, hatstands became very popular weapons | 
| Adol | Kirk realises the dangers of over-protected sex | 
| Kevin P. | I told you already, I DON'T have a smaller crochet-hook. Now hold still or I'll never get this collar finished. | 
| Kevin P. | I know there are No Holds Barred in the Ultimate Fighting Championship Steel Cage Match, but I'm fairly certain the whale harpoon is illegal. | 
| Sean D | Kirk- "I thought the lynx effect was supposed to be good!" | 
| BigBen | Repeat after me : I will NOT star on Enterprise ! | 
| Kilberdi | ME WANT SNU SNU!!! | 
| Silent Bob | Kirk : For once, it's *me* who is feeling a pr**k in my throat... |