Name | Caption |
Mr. President | Picard: 'Well, I'm sorry but it's either the body scanner or the pat-down. Your choice.' |
Name | Caption |
Jonesy | Captain Picard never thought that he would get mugged on his own ship, but.... |
Mr. President | 'Look, I'm not a racist, but...' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Greetings! Take me to your leader.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'HELLO... DO... YOU... SPEAK... ENGLISH?' Lutan: 'Dear God. HOW have they mastered space travel?' |
TS | White man oppressing black men...IN SPAAACE!! |
Mr. President | Lutan: 'Give me Tasha Yar or I will send the pictures of you kissing your first officer to your superiors at Starfleet.' Picard: 'Blackmail!' Lutan: 'Yes, I am, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard to self: 'Crap... Now I'll NEVER get that 'U CAN'T TOUCH THIS' tune out of my head!' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Hold on there gentlemen... Do you have a reservation?' Lutan: 'I'm sure we called ahead. Fitzsimmon, you made a reservation, didn't you?' Picard: 'I'm sorry. Without a reservation we will not be able to accommodate such a large party.' |
nerd86 | Apparently 'raise the roof' was not a pan-galactic dance sensation. |
The Geek | Picard: I'll let you on, but just between you and me... the carpets do not match the drapes. And Data already tapped it. And we all suspect she is actually a lesbian. And she will die at the hands of a walking oilspill. But please! Don't let me stop you! |
Mr. President | A Frenchman dealing with members of an ethnic minority? This will not end well. |
Mr. President | Though mankind had evolved a great deal by the 24th Century, unfortunately little had changed when it came to the Frenchman's natural inclination for surrender. |
Mikey | Picard: OK, OK... $24 worth of beads, and we get the WHOLE eastern hemisphere, alright? |
nerd86 | Please don't take the hair, it's all I have left. |
Mr. President | If you thought Star Trek's first interracial kiss was controversial, just wait till you see the second... |
TS | Apparently, in the 24th century, black people are still stopped by white men in uniforms routinely... |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Whoa... Riker, you have to try these 3D glasses. I'd swear these guys were right in front of me.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'No, you can't buy Lt. Yar. She's my Security Officer. However, I do have an effeminate teenage male that I can get you a great deal on.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'NO, NO, NO! Listen up ladies. It's STEP, STEP, KICK, STEP, STEP, SPIN, DIP! Let's try again from the top... Five, six, seven, eight...' |
nerd86 | Whoa guys. 'Coming to America' is filming on the other end of the studio. |
Bird of Prey | Picard: 'Raise your hands if you think that Jean-Luc Picard is awesome!' |
Phoenix | Captain, I asked you to come here to discuss mines, NOT mimes... |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Hold it right there gentlemen... The rule is 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'. Now, I'm seeing shoes, but I wouldn't call those shirts.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: 'Hold on there Kunta Kinte... You and your home boys have got to use the rear entrance.' |
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