| Name | Caption | 
| Joel Wright | The "real" reason man went into space. | 
| Fat Tony | if harry liked the cow, wait till he sees this.... | 
| Fat Tony | purple alien:"ahh my dongue id duck..." blue alien:"thid id tho embarrading..."
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| skip | How the Romulans were eventually licked | 
| Rat Boy | Harry started kicking himself when he realized he should have waited a week to get into the caption competition. | 
| Joel Wright | Thank-you Zephram Cocharane, thank-you so much. | 
| The Wormhole | The sad thing is, in the ten seconds of screen time these girls had, they've gotten more attention than Travis Mayweather has in four years. | 
| Mikey | "It's always the same, Sheila... I can pilot a starship, figure warp field equations in my head, and jury-rig an impulse engine from baling wire and tissues - but it's always 'Do the tongue trick!'" | 
| CaptainQuantum | Another blatant violation of canon: if this species had existed in TOS, Kirk would have never left this planet. | 
| FL | Barclay "Kim, grab some popcorn, fast!" Picard "Alright you two, break it up. We're Starfleet offic- Ooo... I see. Well, then what are you waiting for. Tea, Earl Grey, hot."
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| Tremor3258 | I thought we were going to wear the same outfit today! | 
| Robert W | They couldn't quite put their tongues on it, but something was bugging them... | 
| Mikey | "I'm telling ya, Shirley, there have GOT to be better jobs out there!" | 
| BlasterMaster555 | A picture usually says a thousand words. This one only says three: Serious Tongue Action! | 
| Mikey | "First of all, 'tongue-in-cheek' is just an expression. Second, it's not supposed to be someone else's cheek!" |