| Name | Caption | 
| James | Worf: NO NO! This uniform is not pink...it is...merely stained with the blood of slain warriors! | 
| F. Franken | AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE!!!! | 
| Silent Bob | "Words come later. It is the bulging tights which first speak of love." | 
| Silent Bob | Worf: "Sir, I would suggest that it is my coiffeured hair and neatly trimmed beard that makes me the merriest of men." | 
| Coen | Worf to Transporter Room; if this is your idea of a practical joke, IT IS NOT FUNNY! | 
| Lord David | Geordi, take that visor off! You're drawing attention! | 
| Eric | Worf: " when I said I wanted to wear red, I meant I want to be promoted to a command function." | 
| Steve | Worf: I'm in Security and wearing a red shirt--(looks around nervously)--one second thought, it's pink....manly pink. | 
| Sandwich | "Truly, a warrior's garb! Now, where's my prune juice?" | 
| LeSmurf | revenge is a dish best served merry | 
| Silent Bob | "Nobody expects the Federation Inquisition!  Our chief weapons are knives, knives and lutes - our TWO chief weapons are knives and lutes... and lovely red uniforms!" | 
| Tim W | How can I be merry when my tights are riding up into subspace | 
| janewayophile | A priest, a rabbi, and a balding android walk into a bar... | 
| Bryan Moore | "I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and bright... And I pitty, yes I pitty, any Klingon who isn't me tonight" |