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Frankie Chestnuts TSA Agent: "HEY, YOU TWO! You can't do that in the full-body scanner! Now move along and get to your gate."

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ZebulaNebula "I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains"
ZebulaNebula Harry(offscreen): Hey, you two ... you aren't a very good window ...
Tom: OK ... let me fix that ...
tlbs101 Zombies... IN SPAAAAACE!!
drow "Nope, you still look fat."
"Fine, I'm removing my muscles."
DBB Doctor: Would you two like to see my new portable x-ray machine?
Paris/Torres: No.
Doctor: Here, I'll just show you. Now stand still.
*FWASH!!*
Doctor: See, I was able to capture an x-ray image of you underneath your skin. You're both sterile now, by the way.
Frankie Chestnuts B'Lanna: "Yoo-Hoo! Give us a kiss!"
Frankie Chestnuts "WOW!! These X-Ray Specs really work!! I'm going to order some Sea-Monkeys!"
Kent Wanna bone?
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: "Please state the nature of your medi... JESUS H. TAP DANCING CHRIST!"
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: My diagnosis is that he has a bad case of "lovin' you".
Frankie Chestnuts A kiss so searing, it actually melted both their faces off.
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "I told you of we did IT before we were married we would burn in hell."
Captain Reynolds Zombie Paris (groaning): Seeeeeex! Seeeeeeeeex!
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "OK, so the reactor core wasn't the best place to do this..."
Bird of Prey After having dozens of casualties during it's journey through the Delta Quadrant, Voyager arrived back home with only a skeleton crew.
The Geek In the Matrix, sex is a hell of a lot grosser.
The Geek Blu-Ray porn: Finally, NOTHING is left to the imagination.
drow "We'll just increase the X-ray field a little... TOO FAR, TOO FAR!"
ZebulaNebula Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
ZebulaNebula Tuvok (offscreen): Excuse me ... I apologize ... Neelix's ten-bean stew was more ... potent than I expected.
tlbs101 "Transparent Love", by the Qomarian artist, ▲Ð|∩5F|SOΘ
PegasusJF Despite the horrible price they paid saving Voyager from that last warp core breach, Tom and Belanna made the effort to carry on as husband and wife.
Merat These new airport screening machines are getting out of hand!
N'tran DS 12 X-rayed not X rated.

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