Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	TSA Agent: "HEY, YOU TWO! You can't do that in the full-body scanner! Now move along and get to your gate."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
ZebulaNebula	"I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much) I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains"
ZebulaNebula	Harry(offscreen): Hey, you two ... you aren't a very good window ... Tom: OK ... let me fix that ...
tlbs101	Zombies... IN SPAAAAACE!!
drow	"Nope, you still look fat." "Fine, I'm removing my muscles."
DBB	Doctor: Would you two like to see my new portable x-ray machine? Paris/Torres: No. Doctor: Here, I'll just show you. Now stand still. *FWASH!!* Doctor: See, I was able to capture an x-ray image of you underneath your skin. You're both sterile now, by the way.
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Lanna: "Yoo-Hoo! Give us a kiss!"
Frankie Chestnuts	"WOW!! These X-Ray Specs really work!! I'm going to order some Sea-Monkeys!"
Kent	Wanna bone?
Frankie Chestnuts	EMH: "Please state the nature of your medi... JESUS H. TAP DANCING CHRIST!"
Frankie Chestnuts	EMH: My diagnosis is that he has a bad case of "lovin' you".
Frankie Chestnuts	A kiss so searing, it actually melted both their faces off.
Frankie Chestnuts	Paris: "I told you of we did IT before we were married we would burn in hell."
Captain Reynolds	Zombie Paris (groaning): Seeeeeex! Seeeeeeeeex!
Frankie Chestnuts	Paris: "OK, so the reactor core wasn't the best place to do this..."
Bird of Prey	After having dozens of casualties during it's journey through the Delta Quadrant, Voyager arrived back home with only a skeleton crew.
The Geek	In the Matrix, sex is a hell of a lot grosser.
The Geek	Blu-Ray porn: Finally, NOTHING is left to the imagination.
drow	"We'll just increase the X-ray field a little... TOO FAR, TOO FAR!"
ZebulaNebula	Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
ZebulaNebula	Tuvok (offscreen): Excuse me ... I apologize ... Neelix's ten-bean stew was more ... potent than I expected.
tlbs101	"Transparent Love", by the Qomarian artist, ▲Ð|∩5F|SOΘ
PegasusJF	Despite the horrible price they paid saving Voyager from that last warp core breach, Tom and Belanna made the effort to carry on as husband and wife.
Merat	These new airport screening machines are getting out of hand!
N'tran DS 12	X-rayed not X rated.

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