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| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | Zimmerman, a Starfleet Engineer Held a sexy Dabo Girl most dear Brought blossoms rare Saw Leeta bare And Rom has something to fear. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Awkward Situations... IN SPAAACE!! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "So, would say that the nature of your emergency is LUV???" |
| Bird of Prey | Seven: "Why it is custom among humans to present the target of their affection with the genitals of photosynthesis conducting lifeforms? Is this a metaphor for their intentions?" |
| Guybrush | I don't think the Borg will be interested in that either, doctor... |
| nerd86 | ...and they lived happily ever after. Really? No. |
| The Geek | "Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a nice white room. I liked that white room. I died in that white room. They buried me. They buried me with flowers. Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a nice white room. I liked that white room. I died in that white room. They buried me. They buried me with flowers. Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy..." Janeway: "B'Lanna, you better get up here. Someone flipped a switch and turned the Doctor into Mr. Hyde." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Seven of Nine realised that the flowers were a hologesture. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "Good evening, Seven. It is time for your social lesson. Tonight we will go over 'mating rituals'." |
| nerd86 | Hey, haven't we all brought flowers to girls that didn't appreciate us? Am I right or am I right? |
| Foxbat | Look what I extracted from the Captain's Colon! Explains a lot, doesn't it! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: "All right Doctor... Ready, 1... 2... 3... SMILE!... Hmmmm... Let's try this again. 1... 2... 3... SMILE, BUT NOT QUITE SO CREEPY." |
| The Geek | After suffering through another lonely Friday night, Leeta activaes her ELH: Emergency Lovin' Hologram. |
| nerd86 | If my erection lasts longer than four hours I'll have to notify myself, heh heh. |
| nerd86 | The kind of man Cialis was made for. |
| epclarkson | "The...worst...blind...date...EVER!!" |
| Lagamorph | I hope she notices my new haircut... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sulu: "Ooooh MY!!" |
| The Geek | "The nice Ferengi in the Promenade said these flowers will make any woman's clothes just fall right off!" ... "Wow. I owe that Ferengi a drink." |
| timblewee | Doctor: Happy Birthday Captain!! Janeway: Jesus Christ Doctor, what have you done to the Florarian Ambassador? |
| Mr. President | Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't know what these are, But I got them for you. |
| nerd86 | Rejection in 5... 4... 3... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Some Doctors carry Sonic Screwdrivers... Some Doctors carry Ugly Bridesmaids Bouquets. |
| The Geek | Here we are about to see a 40- year- old virgin become a 41- year- old virgin. |
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