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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | For Dr. Noel: A whirlwind romance. For Kirk: A Thursday afternoon. |
| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Kirk and the Missus. But whose? |
| Mr. President | Kirk: "Is that a video camera over there?" Noel: "Um...no, that's just..." Kirk: "You want to film us doing it together, is that it?" Noel: "Well, no, that's just...I don't know what that..." Kirk: "Hey, babe, it's okay, you're about to have the greatest night of your life. I just want to make sure it catches my good side." |
| Mr. President | Kirk: "My god, they're remastering us into HD! They're using new exterior shots of the Enterprise - they're using computer graphics!" Noel: "But we'll lose our old-fashioned, you-can-still-see-the-strings charm! Is there anything you can do to stop it?" Kirk: "I don't know, Helen. I just don't know..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dr. Noel: "Captain, I normally carry out physicals in Sick Bay." Kirk: "Physical... Yeah, that's it... Physical." |
| nerd86 | McCoy: She's an evil alien shapeshifter, Jim! Kirk: Don't care. McCoy: She just wants to eat your head and lay her eggs in your chest! Kirk: How, exactly, is that different from my ex-wife? McCoy: Hmmm... Good luck. *leaves* Woman: *insect like clicking noises* Kirk: That's right, talk dirty to me... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Come on sweetheart! How about a breath mint!" |
| Bodhi | Shatnervana. |
| igr56uk | Girl ... Captain how long have we got ?? Kirk ... Well the Romulans have fired 5 torpedos and the Klingons have launched a landing party, I think we still have another 3 minutes before I have to annihilate them |
| igr56uk | Kirk realises in horror that with budget cuts, next week his girl of the week would be Mr Sulu in a dress. |
| igr56uk | Responding to the population crisis on the planet Lesbienous, Kirk was only too happy to head the mission |
| nerd86 | For her... true love. For him... a light snack. |
| The Geek | Kirk: "Shh!" Woman: "What?" Kirk: "I get the feeling we are being watched... perhaps laughed at... Kirk to Bridge: Perform a sector- wide sensor sweep for entites called 'nerds'. Shut down their Caption Competition at once!" Uhura (over comm): "We're too late, Captain, we've been overran!" Kirk: "Ohmigod, RUN!!!" |
| McFortner | McCoy (VO): Jim, I need to tell you something about the Androsyn Ambassador.... Kirk: Not now, Bones, wer're about to start... Negotiations! McCoy (VO): OK, I'm sure you and HE have a lot to talk about.... |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Love is in the air! Do you feel it, crewmember?" Woman: "Aye, Captain! I am feeling a certain member!" |
| awesome | star trek: the next penetration |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Woman: "Is that a phaser in your pocket or.." Kirk: "I'm not even wearing any pants." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Woman: "But captain, will you respect me in the morning?" Kirk: "That's the funny thing about space travel. Time is relative. The concepts of day and night are only in our mind." |
| Mr. President | Dr. Noel: "Wait a minute! You're not Chris Pine, get your hands off me!" Kirk: "Dr. McCoy, the sedative, NOW!" |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Noel: What do you mean, "Only time for a quickie"? Kirk: Have you seen the size of that queue? |
| nerd86 | Hey Bones, you wanna get in on this? |
| nerd86 | Kirk contemplates whether or not having sex with a switched off android constitutes rape. |
| joseph hall | oh god i need to pee |
| nerd86 | Roses are red. Violets are blue. When the captain loves a woman, its over in two. |
| nerd86 | For the girl... the most amazing night of her life with the man she intends to marry and spend eternity with. For Kirk... Hey, I think my toast is done. |
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