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| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Data getting mooned. |
| Name | Caption |
| Guybrush | "I wish I were a real boy!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data contemplates life, the universe and everything else. Riker: "The answer's 42." Data: "Commander, you are a bastard." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Just as Data contemplates life, the universe and everything, he realizes: "Oh crap! I am an Iceman" |
| daftwager | Data works on his humanity through the age old practice of stalking |
| Jonesy | "Someday, my prince will come..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data searches his memory. It's a horrifying thought, buried deep. Hidden. Protected... Slowly it comes to the surface. Shatner: "She packed my bag last night... preflight..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | In the background, Shatner’s “Rocketman” repeats softly. As the ‘song’ flows relentlessly through his neural network, Data contemplates: ‘If I kill myself, is it suicide or androcide?’ |
| nerd86 | It's only a model... |
| nerd86 | That's no moon! *planet explodes* |
| Will Deker | On a night like this you can see tyco city, new berlin, and unfortunately, 'new' new orleans... |
| Kent | "Blue moooon, you saw me standing alone....without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own...." |
| nerd86 | Data: Are we there yet? Picard: No. Data: Are we there yet? Picard: No. Data: Are we there yet? Picard: No! No! No! I told you I will tell you when we get to the moon, Data! Now Sit Down! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Hello, I am an artificial lifeform. My neural network has an ultimate storage capacity of eight hundred quadrillion bits and a total linear computational speed rated at sixty trillion operations per second." Enterprise Computer: "...and, I'm a PC." |
| epclarkson | Nothing funny going on here.. move along, move along. |
| sargon | "you know what i think i left the keys up there" |
| The Geek | As this was considered a family show, what we do not see is Data "interfacing" with an off- screen electrical socket. |
| The Geek | (thinking to himself) "I think I enjoy vanilla the most." |
| The Geek | "It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they percieve sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, that constellation is clearly a bunny rabbit." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♫ I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me... ♫ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | As Data contemplates life, a thought suddenly hits him: "Oh shit! Did I leave the iron on?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "As I become more and more alive, I am in awe of the wonders of nature." Crusher: "Yes Data, the view is spectacular." Data: "No Doctor. I made a stinky." |
| Broccili | At this particular moment, Data was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analysing the collected works of Charles Dickens, considering a new food supplement for Spot and calculating the maximum pressure he could safely apply with his lips to Tasha without punching a hole in her lung. |
| drow | "Brain the size of a planet, and they want me to escort the aliens... Life, don't talk to me about life." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Hello, I'm an artificial lifeform. My neural network has an ultimate storage capacity of eight hundred quadrillion bits and a total linear computational speed rated at sixty trillion operations per second." B-4: "...and, I'm a PC." |
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