| Name | Caption | 
| Lahani | Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket! Shatner's singing polka?! | 
| nerd86 | I get the same way when I think about how Paris Hilton got famous. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | "You mean... He's BALD??!! | 
| ktasay | My god, it's full of Stars! | 
| The Geek | "That's it? That was 'These Are The Voyages'?!? What the hell did Riker and Troi have to do with anything?!?!?" | 
| The Geek | "An inter-racial kiss on a 1960's sci-fi program? Preposterous!" | 
| ncc1701bulldog | "My God, is that what we look like in HD?" | 
| ncc1701bulldog | "Now you know why we call him Ensign 'Slack Jaw'..." | 
| nerd86 | I know that look. He just asked Abbot who's on first. | 
| nerd86 | His look appears to be a mixture of anger and confusion. He must be watching the Star Wars Prequels. | 
| Cyrus Ramsay | That's the NX-01? How come it looks more advanced than our ship? | 
| Mr. President | "Computer, access the DITL website and display this week's caption competition." *COMPUTER BEEPS*
 "My god...it's me??!!"
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| Brian G | The general reaction to anyone watching the last seasons of Lost. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | "You mean there will be like a dozen movies and four more series with 700 total episodes over the next 40 years, and I will be on screen a total of 35 seconds!!??!! | 
| Captain 8472 | A picture is worth a thousand words. A caption is worth a few lines. | 
| nerd86 | Wait, you mean in the 21st century... two hundred years ago... we had a black president!? How did no one mention this! Nobody tells me anything! 
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| Mr. President | KIRK: (off-screen) "I'm afraid the Zeta-Regullarans have demanded a blood sacrifice for our intrusion into their star system. We've had lengthy discussions and, well, I'm afraid it's you, Ensign Ricky." ENSIGN: "..."
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| drow | "Honestly, Sir. I have no freakin' idea how many lights there are." | 
| TS | The results of a crewman trying to figure out the U.S. deficit in the year 2266... | 
| Guybrush | "To explore strange new...what the $%&@ is that!?" | 
| nerd86 | Self-referential captions... IN SPAAACE!! | 
| The Geek | In the future, "wtf?" moments are still "wtf?" moments. | 
| The Geek | Accidentally caught a glimpse of the Captain's Log. | 
| The Geek | You think he looks confused? Imagine how the Tribble he just sat on must feel... |