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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Alien: "I had no idea T'Pol could do that!" Archer: "That's nothing. You should see her squeeze herself into her uniform." |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Alien: "Look at them!" Archer: "What?" Alien: "I think they are writing humorus captions at our expense!" Archer: "They are called 'nerds,' sir." Alien: "Ah, yes. On our planet, nerds are revered as gods!" |
| OlderThanTOS | Alien: Are you getting a boner too? |
| Mr. President | TUCKER (off-screen): "Oh...I thought when said you met some aliens with two glands in front their chin...actually, you know what, forget what I thought." |
| Mr. President | ALIEN: "Djhdghagdah hah jgf aghdlw ohfosydv jif shf pdif svh iopw ipw!!" ARCHER: "He wants to know if he can have fries with that and supersize the coke." |
| Ktasay | Oo-mox has a whole new meaning with lobes like Zjod's. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: Trip, please apologize to the Ambassador. He can't help it that his face looks like a toilet seat. |
| The Geek | As Archer and the alien contemplate whatever it is they are looking at, Reed uses the time to contemplate Archer's outrageous dandruff problem. |
| The Geek | Archer: "Sir?" Alien: "Yes, Captain?" Archer: "Let go of my thigh." Alien: "Yes, Captain." |
| The Geek | And just think! When this is released on Blu-Ray, this scene will be even more blue! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "If I had a set of cannons like that on my ship, I'd control the entire quadrant!" Archer: I'm sure Commander T'Pol appreciates it, but I suggest keeping your comments to yourself." |
| ketteringdave | What do you get when you cross a Klingon and an Andorian? Not sure, but I bet it beats Archer in a fight. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Yes. I agree with you. There ARE four lights." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | This week on: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens"... |
| TS | "You couldn't think up of a better alien than one with a butt on his forhead?!" |
| Mr. President | ARCHER: "Lieutenant, how many times - don't call him Butthead." ALIEN: "Yes, I'm not Butthead, I'm Beavis. He's Butthead." ARCHER: "Exactly. Wait, what...?" |
| drow | "Mr. Ambassador, what's that on your chin?" "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain." "And why does your forehead look the same?" "..." *cough* "Captain to T'pol, you'll want to get down here." |
| Ty.G | Scott (to self) *sigh* now I understand why Shatner hated conventions. |
| Mr. President | REED: *thinking* "One phaser hit to the back of his head, that's all it would take. One phaser hit and the ship is mine..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "If I had a set of cannons like that on my ship, I'd control the entire quadrant!" Archer: "I'm sure Commander T'Pol appreciates it, but I suggest keeping your comments to yourself." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer (to self): "Don't look at his forehead. Don't look at his forehead. It DOESN'T look like an ass. Don't look at his forehead." |
| Silent Bob | Archer (thinking): "Wow, she's gorgeous." Alien (thinking): "Wow, she's gorgeous." Reed (thinking): "Wow, he's gorgeous." |
| The Geek | Archer gets his ass kicked in 3... 2... |
| nerd86 | Man, in the 23rd century, it is going to get so much harder to tell who is in town for ComicCon and who is just a regular tourist. |
| Mr. President | "Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, captain..." |
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