Name |
Caption |
Silent Bob |
Chakotay went a little overboard with his parting. |
stitch626 |
The Doctor's male pattern baldness strikes again! |
Acid |
No Matter how hard Chakotay tried; he just couldn't be as cool as Mr T |
Mr. President |
"Oh, god, no! Shatner's disease!" |
pulpytine |
The Chakohawk |
Bird of Prey |
Chakotay: "I am balding - this must mean that I will be promoted to Captain very soon!" |
ktasay |
Quark swore that "Nair" was the Ferengii word for hair gel! |
Frankie Chestnut |
Here we have the old "Let's get a huge facial tattoo and maybe no one will notice my receding hairline" ploy. |
nerd86 |
*whistling* I'll just put the finishes on my Conan O'Brian inspired pompadour and- what the hell is this! |
nerd86 |
Obligatory reference of an overused running gag... IN SPAAAAACE! |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Janeway: Mohawk??!! Chakotay: No, Cherokee. |
Admiral ED |
Damn... that phaser shot was a close call |
Lazar |
B'Elanna, Seven and the Doctor spend 500 manhours creating a new invention, and all they can come up with is a hair cloaking device? |
AJ |
Hey Beltran, you have to push your hairpiece a little more to the left. Your left! |
BC1 |
Well...that certainly wasn't a comb! |
Captain 8472 |
"That is the last time I get drunk at one of Tom's parties." |
22145 |
CHAKOTAY: wow, i have sex inside the warp core once, and all my hair falls off... go figure. |
TS |
Apparently the "Rogaine for Men" Chakotay bought from a Talaxian trader had a slightly different effect than Federation Standard Issue Rogaine. |
Bird of Prey |
After years of leola root consumption Chakotay finds out that the typical Talaxian hair grow pattern isn't genetic... |
Mr. President |
*ALARM* "Warning - you hair's structural integrity has been reduced to 60%. Rerouting auxiliary power to secondary follicles." |
Mr. President |
Apparently no one one Star Trek noticed that a Native American scalping himself may not be the most ethnically sensitive thing to do. |
Will Deker |
Chakotay celebrating 'Captain Picard Day' |
BC1 |
worst. budget cut. ever. |
N'tran DS 12 |
A slightly different "Buzz Lightyear" |