Name | Caption |
nerd86 | Sisko: Gangster. O'Brien: Check. Sisko: Alien. Rom: Check. Sisko: Stripper. Dax: Check. Sisko: Business mogul. Odo: Check. Sisko: 1920's "Flapper". Kira: Check. Sisko: Newspaper Reporter. Bashir: Check. Sisko: Roman goddess of love, the beautiful Aphrodite. Sisko's wife: Check, baby! Sisko: And international superspy... check. Alright folks, let's get out there and put on the single greatest time-traveling, space-faring, multi-ethnic, fan-fiction Broadway revue in the history of the Alpha Quadrant! |
Name | Caption |
Will Deker | The 125th annual Bella Oxmyx Invitational Fizz Bin tournament... |
B33P | Aha-ha-ha-ha Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive |
nerd86 | Director: Cut! Where's Dorn? We need Worf in this shot. Michael Dorn: I am not wearing that stupid merry-man costume a second time and that is final! |
nerd86 | Odo just posed for eight different pictures and then photoshopped them together. Showoff. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Snow White and the Seven DS9 Dwarfs (From Left): Limey Stuffy Snow White Swanky Tarty Stiffy Sluty Dumbo |
Bill L. | This is the strangest, most complicated season yet for "Law & Order". |
Jack | Garak's real master plan is into motion. |
lexxonnet | Just another example of how Starfleet's finest fight the Dominion War. |
drow | "Hey, sorry pally. You can forget your plan, this guy Moriarty is helping me get my lounge back, now." |
drow | "I get the bowtie because I am the CAPTAIN." |
drow | Garak intervenes in this fashion disaster in 3... 2... 1... |
The Geek | Pop Quiz! Find the one person who's acting career was not destroyed by this show! Yeah, I couldn't find one, either. |
The Geek | Still, Sisko will never achieve true badass status until he kills some Borg with a Tommy gun. |
nerd86 | Director: Cut. Okay what the heck is Nog wearing? He's supposed to be in a gorilla costume people, come on! |
The Geek | A black couple, an engineer, a doctor, two hookers, a shape-shifter and a midget alien walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
drow | "And what's the story on the guy on the end?" "His head was tragically caught in a swarm of hundreds of mechanical rice pickers." |
drow | 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007, and 008b Licensed to holokill. |
lexxonnet | Sisko's Eight |
Skipbear | Sisko:"The Prophets demand the ultimate sacrifice" Cassidy "A virgin?" Sisko: "No a dinner-theater production" |
trueborn88 | if looks could kill the federation would have won the dominion war a lot sooner then they did. |
TS | What the rest of the crew doesn't know is that Dax didn't need to replicate her costume. She just had to get it out of Julian's closet. |
Acid | Tinker, Tennor, Doctor, Spy, hooker, Policeman, Meatshield. |
Frankie Chestnuts | It was like "The Godfather", but without Marlin Brando. It was like "Reservior Dogs", but without all the blood. It was like "Chicago"... No wait. It really wasn't like "Chicago". It was like "Harlem Nights", but it didn't take place in Harlem. It was: "Deep Space Nine: The Musical" |
The Geek | Their moment of ultimate cool was interrupted when they all walked into the plate of transparent aluminum. |
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