Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. President	"Beep beep? Captain Pike, I think you've got the universal translator in your chair set to Roadrunner."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Bryan Moore	"Chris, I have this great girl for you. Her name is Terry Schiavo and she's RIGHT up your alley!"
David Salberg	Captain Pike: He keeps going, and going, and going...
Bird of Prey	Pike: "This Abrams guy is so mean!" Kirk: "Why?" Pike: "In his alternate timeline, I end up disabled too!" Kirk: "So what? Be glad you aren't the Pike of the mirror universe! He gets murdered! By me!"
Skifreak	"You know Chris, seeing as how you're completely paralyzed and hideously disifgured and all, I could help you out with your wife if you wanted..."
nerd86	Kirk: Hi, I'm a Mac. Pike: ... Kirk: And he's running on Vista.
nerd86	Kirk: Did you order the Code Red? I want the TRUTH! PIKE: .._.._._.__.!!! Spock: He believes that you are incapable of handling "the truth," Captain.
Skipbear	kirk,"What Timmy's in the well?"
Skipbear	"We can get ya a good price on a trip to Talos IV if you use priceline.com".
Admiral ED	Sir you're my hero! You're the only living being to ever survive the Vulcan Death Fart!
Mr. President	The Borg King was not nearly as impressive as his female counterpart.
BC1	Got WAY too close to those lens flare didn't you sir?
RedDwarfian	Next week on Star Trek: Kirk vs. Davros!
Frankie Chestnuts	Dueling Toupees
Mr. President	"You mean you get to park your ship closer to the starbase?"
Mr. President	"Chris, you've parked on my foot..."
Mr. President	Christopher Pike: Half man, half Dalek, all badass.
Smitty	Dude, I TOLD you about going to Mexico without your sunscreen!
The Geek	Strangely, even in the 23rd century, people can still be confined to a wheelchair, but their hair can be FABULOUS.
The Geek	Kirk: "WHAT... is your name?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "WHAT... is your quest?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "WHAT... is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "Right, off you go."
Mr. President	"Interpersonal electronic communication has come a long way since the iPhone, hasn't it?"
TS	Kirk: "Well, look at it this way...at least you're now eligible for the Federation Special Olympics."
The Geek	Here we see the tragic final moments... of death by Snu- Snu.
jg	It was at this moment that Kirk realized that he also had the fish dinner and knew he was in trouble.
Ty.G	Kirk: X-men you say?
McFortner	Kirk: Scotty! This Pike unit has a bad motivator!
N'tran DS 12	"The Commodore is off his Rocker."

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