Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
McFortner	Cop: Holy Crap, kid, that car was a classic! Young Kirk: So was Star Trek, but you don't see me crying....

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Praeothmin	Cop:"Kirk, I surrender to your awesomness... Wait a minute, you're not William Shatner!"
SlideMan	Cop: What is your name? Kirk: My name is James Tiberius Kirk Cop: What is your quest? Kirk: I seek out new life and new civilizations. Cop: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Kirk: What do you mean? African or European?
Kevsha	Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. its fun to stay at the WHYYYY EMMMM SEEE.... oh, you mean were filming right now? Sorry Mr. Abrams.... ....*wispers* Macho, macho man, I've got to be, a macho man......
lexxonnet	Even on future motorbikes, any serious rider would have his own saddle.
Drakey	"Citizen. I am required by law to begin every statement with that word. Citizen, if I don't, my helmet shocks me. That hurts a loAAAARGH!"
UnknownCaptioneer	"Shatner sent me. He wants a word with you, twerp."
Sokratis	Star Trek XII: Killer Robot Mimes From the Future
Lucky Strike	Hold on, I'm getting a message from Big Giant Head...
C.J.Jackal	Yeah, the helmet's Nokia, the bike's Nokia... the product placement is awful, but at least they all use the same charger.
C.J.Jackal	Oh no! Disgruntled continuity-obsessed fans, and they're coming this way!
C.J.Jackal	Hey, kid, do you know where Delta Vega is? 'Cos know one around here has a clue.
jg	Cop: Citizen, put the doughnut down gently and nobody will get hurt.
jg	Cop: I once caught a fish this big.
Lazar	Cop: THIS! IS! IOWA!
Bodhi	Mimes of the future can afford some really hot rides!
nerd86	C-3P0's cousin C0P-3.
Sovereign	The cast of Star Trek XI were struck by headaches as Gene Roddenberry turned in his grave.
Exodore	Guy to himself: "Do there pants make my butt look fat?????"
Mr. President	"No, I'm from outer space, I only work in Iowa."
Mr. President	"Hey, is that...is that Vulcan getting destroyed over there? I mean, I know it's pretty far away, but..."
RedDwarfian	"I can make my bike float with my mind! Watch! Heeeeeuuurgh!"
UnknownCaptioneer	Check out these muscles!
UnknownCaptioneer	Robocop, fallen on hard times, was forced to cameo in Abrams' Star Trek movie. Then he looked at the lens flare, ruining his retinal sensors forever.
David Salberg	In this alternate reality, the Chicken Dance became a universal greeting.
UnknownCaptioneer	The future's so bright I have to wear shades. And I still can see the lens flare.
Pudabudigada	YAY!!! Just one more day of ridicule and then I get my dignity back!

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