Name |
Caption |
UnknownCaptioneer |
I'm BLIND! The lens flare! |
Drakey |
Wow. That must've been one hell of a fart. |
Bill L |
To celebrate the success of the new "Star Trek" movie, JJ Abrams buys all of Rick Berman's cars and, one at a time, drives them all off the highest cliff in Iowa. |
Pudabudigada |
DON'T WORRY!!! The cushioning effect of a massive ego will pprotect him. |
Scion Ninja |
Hello, GEICO... I'd like to report a claim |
Tsukiyumi |
This is a great shot of GM's last investor bailing out. |
UnknownCaptioneer |
When I said "Jump for joy, the new movie is awesome", I don't think this is what I meant. |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Q: "007, I told you not to touch that button." |
McFortner |
Young Kirk: Reboot? I don't want to be in any crappy reboot. See Ya! |
MetalHead |
When you told me that your son throws himself at any woman by the side of the road Mrs. Kirk, I really didn't think you meant it literally... |
MetalHead |
The product placement was so tacky that James Kirk decided to kill himself |
HungryHungarian |
This is the reaction of every single people to hearing 'Faith of the Heart' on their car's radio. |
epclarkson |
Playing a young James T. Kirk took a leap of faith..... |
HungryHungarian |
Kirk (moments before kicking the car into the chasm): 'THIS!!! IS!!! IOWA!!!!!' |
nerd86 |
Kirk: My foot's stuck! ARGHHHHH!
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Mr. President |
Kirk didn't believe in the no-win scenario. Except when it came to making a claim on the car insurance. |
nerd86 |
And then Kirk reverse dropkicked the car clear off the cliff. |
Mr. President |
"What's this media player? Nokia??!! NOOO!!!" |
Redwarf |
Realizing he was in a Star Trek movie, and then realizing that he was in a RED car, the young actor made the wise choice of leaping for his life. |
epclarkson |
When learning orbital skydiving, it's necessary to start 'small'. |
epclarkson |
When they said Star Trek XI was going to 'jumpstart' the franchise, I don't think this was what they had in mind.... |
tlbs101 |
And, at the bottom of the quarry 'red matter' would be created. |
TIberius |
In the future, hood ornaments will be very much larger. And not on hoods.... |
lexxonnet |
Future Red Bull doesn't quite give you wings. |
Lucky Strike |
And if his chest had been a cannon, it would have blown him back into the gorge. |
Ty.G |
Another fortunate escapee of Michel Jackson's Neverland Ranch. |
Drakey |
Kirk clearly doesn't believe in the no-brakes scenario. |
nerd86 |
Juvenile Delinquency... in SPAA-er-on EAAARTH!!! |
nerd86 |
The last thing the car thought before hitting the ground was "Oh no. Not again." |
Samus |
To infinity and....aghhhh!!! a cliff!!! |