Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
DBB	Data: "I am fully functional...and ribbed for your pleasure."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
jg	Data is about to go where Wesley Crusher has never nor will ever go.
The Geek	Data: "Do not call me 'Tiny'."
The Geek	Yar: "Dear Penthouse..."
JTK	Lt. Yar, please define "money shot".
Mikey	"...and your batteries never run out? Bye-bye, Mr. Bunny!"
Lucky Strike	Yar (suggestive voice): You ARE Bender, pleeeeease insert girder.
Johnnystump	B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
drow	Yar: "Data, I want" Data: "Censors online." Yar: "... ... ..."
drow	Yar got her hands on the joystick seven seasons and three movies before Riker would.
drow	Yar: "Data, command override priority one. Execute ponfarr.exe"
pdx	Are you the Gatekeeper?
Chromedome	"Is it twue what the say about andwoids? .... OH! It's twue, it's twue, it's twue!"
Dante	Hello, I'm Superman's sister; Superslick.
Legion	Tasha to Data: "NAKED! Now!" Rips off his clothes.
Lucky Strike	Data: If you prick me, do I not leak? Yar: I think you should focus on the reverse right now...
Demotox	Tasha dresses up for the most high tech sex toy ever constructed.
Acid	Tasha Yar, her Hanger doors open, Data, His Shuttle Docking
Lucky Strike	Yar: Hold on, you have some microchips hanging from your nose.
Tobias	Between Denise Crosby and Brent Spiner, 52 cans of hairspray was used for this scene alone.
Tobias	Yar: Make love to me! Data: At least I'm not wearing red...
Frankie Chestnuts	Brent Spiner: "My God Denise! I think you're wearing more makeup than I am."
Frankie Chestnuts	Tasha: "I call him my man-droid."
Frankie Chestnuts	Tasha: "Where do the batteries go?"
relian121	Yar: You know you want it Data: The borg queen was better
MetalHead	Data: YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME. Yar: ...wait, what?
MetalHead	Tasha: Data, this is great! Mine is actually bigger than yours!!

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