Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. President	At the Enterprise's Christmas parties, Kirk found it easier to just wear the mistletoe on his head.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
drow	Uhura: "What are you thinking of?" Kirk: "I'm visualizing a mirror."
DBB	"Sir, your phaser is hurting my leg." "That's not my phaser."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Hello, I'm a Mac." Uhura "And I'm a mmmfmff."
Frankie Chestnuts	"They've got their "Vulcan Mind Meld". Let me introduce you to the "Shatner Lip Lock"."
Guybrush	Uhura: "Why not, no one's watching this season anyway."
AJ	OK, OK, I'll kiss you! Just stop singing!
Pinky & the Brain	To boldly go where no man has gone before.... Erm actually, erm To Boldly go where no man has gone before, after Spock, Sulu, Checkov, Mcoy and Ensign Redshirt
Scion Ninja	Shatner: Would it help if I sung something like Barry White?
Captain 8472	Kirk: I must confess... I have 147 forms of VD.
Acid	The Power of Kirk Compells you.
Odinson	Is it weird if I call you Bones?
AJ	... and just a fraction of a second later, Uhura brought her knee up. Hard!
MetalHead	And suddenly he realized that she wasn't just closing her eyes, she was actually dead. Serenading her just wasn't working...
Scarlet	And here, we see a screen shot of what Star Trek would've looked like if it had been written my Geneous Roddenberrious.
BJH	Even after 40 years, you can still tell Uhura's heart just wasn't in it.
Lucky Strike	Kirk burned with yearning for Uhura... much like the sensation he would experience in the bathroom soon after.
Lucky Strike	Kirk: Veni, vidi, vici.
jg	Kirk, Captain, friend, vampire at night.
Schizo-Hal	A brave actress in so many ways...
Foxbat	"Now this is a blow up doll I could get used to..."
Foxbat	Might I recommend a Tic-Tac, or a Mentos? PLEASE!!?
Mr. President	Kirk, his communicator open; Uhura, her hailing frequencies closed.

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