| Name |
Caption |
| Nutso |
"Daddy, you were better on TNG." |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"... and when he breaks wind, he can knock planets out of their orbit." |
| Mr. President |
The power of Q compels you!! |
| Tyrridon |
"Who's a good little omnipotent being? Yes you aaaare! Yessss you are!" |
| Will Deker |
That's RIGHT, junior, It's a REBOOT!!! |
| sentinel64 |
Q's ultimate solution for how Will Riker will be "Number 1" on the USS Enterprise for another 30-40 years... the only problem will be getting someone to clean up after he does a "number 2." |
| Skifreak |
'3 Q's and a Baby' was not nearly as successful at the galactic box office as the 20th century original |
| RedDwarfian |
Q: And he still outranks you, Kathy! |
| Bodhi |
Commander William Diaper? |
| Pudabudigada |
No junior, shield your eyes, you can't see that many inconsistancies at your tender age. Oh why did I buy him the Enterprise boxset? |
| Tobias |
The prodical son drooleth. |
| Tobias |
Alright, Baby Q, time to meet the family! That's Grandpa Q, Grandma Q, Aunt Q, Uncle Q, your other Uncle Q. (Try to avoid him, he drinks a lot) Then there's your cousin Q and her 17th husband Q, your second-cousin-once-removed Q, your other cousin Q and his "friend" Q... |
| Tobias |
In "Tapestry," we got to see Picard at 22 years of age. Here, we see Picard at 22 days of age. |
| Schizo-Hal |
Q: UGH! Quite potent, that odor. Wouldn't you say, Captain? Janeway: Omni Potent if you ask me! |
| Lazar |
Aw, look, he's so Qte! |
| ZebulaNebula |
Q: I wish he'd stop turning Klingons into Teletubbies. |
| SteveWD |
despite his youth, he was a tough negotiator at contract time. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Q: "My God... You'd think omnipotent poo would smell better!" |
| Blaston Phools |
"I am baby! please insert girder!" |
| Lucky Strike |
Q: That's right, now snap your fingers and all the inconsistencies in Star Trek: Enterprise will disappear! |
| Lucky Strike |
Can a Q create a child he cannot raise properly? Either way, he's not omnipotent! |
| Exodore |
Q: I'll call him... Mini Q! |
| BC1 |
Wave good bye to the franchise little one ...wave goodbye ... |