Name | Caption |
Foxbat | "The power of ENTERPRISE compels you!" |
Name | Caption |
jg | The mere mention of Kirk's name has been known to make women faint and men envious. |
mikes | Dammit Bones I'm a science officer not a chiropractor!!! You fix her neck |
=NoPoet= | Spock: "Curious. Those ear-rings do not LOOK that heavy." |
mwhittington | Spock: It is confirmed, Doctor. She has head lice. |
Stevie Klingon | Scotty: It doesn't matter how powerful it is, the vulcan neck-pinch will never work on my fem-bot... oh. McCoy: (to scotty) Pay up. |
The Geek | Spock: "You are right, Doctor. This woman has no sideburns." Scotty: "Ooch, sorry lassie. No sideburns, then it's out the airlock with ye." |
McFortner | When Starfleet didn't give any pay raises this year, officers turned to mugging random victims to make ends meet. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Spock, we've got to do something about this. How many dead hookers can we hide for the Captain?" |
DBB | "It seems Jim slipped something in her drink." "Again?" |
Skifreak | After a nearly 300 year absence, the famed seductress returns in "Emanuelle in Space." |
jg | Scotty: YOU ARE HEALED! |
Guybrush | This is merely...an exploration of IDIC |
Schizo-Hal | Nimoy: We tried to warn her. Doohan: Don't play Kirk, I said. Kelley: Nobody can out Shat the Shatner. |
Captain 8472 | Spock: Curious. How is her brain able to hold the Captain's ego? |
David Salberg | Spock: "So I kiss her like this?" Bones: "No, you pointy-eared nimwit, you've got her backwards!" |
BC1 | Spock: You've been on this ship for more than 24 hour hours and the captain hasn't slept with you yet. Tell us WHY!!! |
Foxbat | "Well, I told her there would be no 4th season and she passed out..." |
Captain 8472 | The future of internet porn: inter-species gang-bang. |
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