Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Foxbat	"The power of ENTERPRISE compels you!"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
jg	The mere mention of Kirk's name has been known to make women faint and men envious.
mikes	Dammit Bones I'm a science officer not a chiropractor!!! You fix her neck
=NoPoet=	Spock: "Curious. Those ear-rings do not LOOK that heavy."
mwhittington	Spock: It is confirmed, Doctor. She has head lice.
Stevie Klingon	Scotty: It doesn't matter how powerful it is, the vulcan neck-pinch will never work on my fem-bot... oh. McCoy: (to scotty) Pay up.
The Geek	Spock: "You are right, Doctor. This woman has no sideburns." Scotty: "Ooch, sorry lassie. No sideburns, then it's out the airlock with ye."
McFortner	When Starfleet didn't give any pay raises this year, officers turned to mugging random victims to make ends meet.
Frankie Chestnuts	Bones: "Spock, we've got to do something about this. How many dead hookers can we hide for the Captain?"
DBB	"It seems Jim slipped something in her drink." "Again?"
Skifreak	After a nearly 300 year absence, the famed seductress returns in "Emanuelle in Space."
jg	Scotty: YOU ARE HEALED!
Guybrush	This is merely...an exploration of IDIC
Schizo-Hal	Nimoy: We tried to warn her. Doohan: Don't play Kirk, I said. Kelley: Nobody can out Shat the Shatner.
Captain 8472	Spock: Curious. How is her brain able to hold the Captain's ego?
David Salberg	Spock: "So I kiss her like this?" Bones: "No, you pointy-eared nimwit, you've got her backwards!"
BC1	Spock: You've been on this ship for more than 24 hour hours and the captain hasn't slept with you yet. Tell us WHY!!!
Foxbat	"Well, I told her there would be no 4th season and she passed out..."
Captain 8472	The future of internet porn: inter-species gang-bang.

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