Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bodhi	In her ongoing war with Dr. Crusher over the affections of Captain Picard, Lieutenant Commander Daren had no choice but to raise an army.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Sulu	Crusher: Oh dear... looks like you're coming down with a severe case of... Lesbian Make-Out Syndrome... Woman: What's the cure? Crusher: Take two of these orally... (unzips uniform)
mwhittington	Beverly: Now you know why Picard calls it "feeling the 'blues'".
Skifreak	Beverly (thinking): "It must take an enormous amount of effort to wake up every morning and shove that pole up your own arse."
The Geek	Crusher: "Consider yourself lucky. Most people who call him a 'merry man' usually end up in a neck brace."
pravda	Darren: Dr. Crusher, why did I have to take my pants off for an elbow injury? Crusher: Which one of us went to medical school?
McFortner	Beverly: You know, Jean-Luc is nothing if I withold his Viagra....
pravda	Darren suddenly became concerned when the late 20th century porn music increased in volume and tempo.
epclarkson	Crusher to self: It's no use, the 'Personality' injections just aren't taking.
Adrian	Seven of Nine in beta test. Personality is right, appearance needs a little work.
Jr	I've always loved watching two hot girls play doctor.
David Salberg	Daren: "Doctor, why are you using a Sonic Screwdriver on my arm?"
David Salberg	Daren: "Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm." Crusher: "Then don't move it. Next!"
Mr. President	CRUSHER: "So am I to assume from your blank stare and total silence that it's a no to a threesome?"
XZB	Yet another patient succumbs to "Dear God I Saw Picard Nude" syndrom
XZB	Crusher attempts to inject pure acting ability into the Commander.....the procedure unfortunatly failed.
nerd86	For Daren... a simple trip to sickbay. For Crusher... a chance to try out her sterilizer ray on the competition.
The Steve	Daren: It was like staring into a thousand suns... Crusher: Yeah, his head is always like that after he applies Mr. Sheen to it.
The Steve	Jealous of Daren's relationship with Jean-Luc, Beverly "accidentally" picked up the Amputator 9000 Laser Scalpel instead of the Dermal Regenerator
Frankie Chestnuts	Crusher to self: "I could take her."
Arcane Azmadi	Lacking proper anaesthetic, Dr Crusher was reduced to making her patients watch 'Spock's Brain' to sedate them while she treated their injuries.

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