| Name | Caption | 
| Mr. President | ANSWER MACHINE: "Hello, you have reached the Federation Starship Enterprise. We are sorry there is no one available to take your call at the moment but if you'd like to leave a message, please do so after the beep." | 
| Mr. President | While Star Trek had made history with the first interracial kiss on network television, it was actually the second kiss that was by the far the most interesting. | 
| Mr. President | For Vulcans it happens every seven years. For humans all it takes is a wink and a smile. | 
| BC1 | Spock: Fan fiction ... how ... illogical | 
| Mikey | Spock, into intercom: "I beg your pardon, captain, but I actually can't get out of your chair right now..." | 
| Jack | Spock: Computer, log the mistletoe experiment as a complete success. | 
| Dave1982 | Spock's ears pricked up, trying to identify the sound behind him.... | 
| SenatorVreenak | "Mind... control... powers working...!" | 
| McFortner | Lt. Uhura is about to go where no man has gone before.... | 
| HungryHungarian | In fact, there are two same-sex couples on the picture. Don't ask where Sulu is... | 
| HungryHungarian | Somehow, Spock felt this was only the beginning. At the moment, he was having a terrible vision of the future. About a Vulcan and an Asian woman in their underwear, rubbing each other down with oil in a blue room. | 
| drow | "Uhura is busy. I am monitoring." | 
| HungryHungarian | Something tells me it's sweeps week again. | 
| drow | Spock hadn't really understood the captain's phrase, 'A Piece of the Action,' until that moment. | 
| Bodhi | The Vulcans call it Sha Ka Ree... | 
| Sulu | You can tell a show's ratings are flagging when its crew start coming down with diseases like "Lesbian Make-Out Syndrome". | 
| Sulu | Is there any sexual taboo of the 60s that Star Trek didn't break?! | 
| Sulu | ...on to lighter news, the Kansas State Board of Education today ruled that the TV series Star Trek, due to its depictions of friendly communism, inter-racial and homosexual relations, does not exist. | 
| Mr. President | Captain Kirk would later come to regret swapping bridge duty shifts with Mr. Spock. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Majel Barrett: "OK Shatner. I'll see your interracial kiss and raise you a lesbian encounter." | 
| The Geek | And it was at that moment when Spock realized exactly "What Little Girls Are Made Of". | 
| Mr. President | Humans and Vulcans have very different ways of celebrating the new year. For Vulcans, it is a time of sober contemplation; of reflecting on the past year and considering the possibilities for the future. For Humans, it is a time for grabbing the nearest person you can find and snogging their face off. | 
| Derek | The Vulcan facepalm | 
| Blaston Phools | The L Word.. IN SPACE!! |