Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Tsukiyumi	" Dear god, Data! What are you doing to the Rodpolian ambassador?!"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
mwhittington	Data: Don't try to bend the rod; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. Then you will see that it's not the rod your bending, but yourself. Riker: What is the truth? Data: There is no rod.
Bryan Moore	Not one to be outdone by Geordi's balloon animals, Mr. Data's Duratanium Creatures were a huge hit at parties.
woodside	Data: "This might be a good time to mention that, if I'm declared non-sentient, I can't be charged with murder for beating someone to death with a blunt instrument."
Brian G	And in one of Star Trek's genuinely more ridiculous moments, Riker demonstrates that anything that's several times stronger than a human isn't sentient.
AJ	The ultimate Star trek prop: a nutcracker that would fit around Wesley's head.
AJ	And the killer is: Data, in his quarters, with his bare hands.
Ozymandias	Data can bend a strong metal bar with just the slightest amount of effort...but cannot grasp what a rain check is.
The Geek	Data sat comfortable, thinking he had just won the "Enterprise's Strongest Man" competition until Riker straightened the bar with nothing more than he ego and beard.
Bill L.	I am sorry, Commander, my technologically advanced divining rod indicates no water on this deck.
Rylan Sato	No longer fully functional
Blaston Phools	Riker: Im so putting this on YouTube Data.
Blaston Phools	"The Measure of Data's Manhood"
Blaston Phools	"Mr Data presents the only bent character in Star Trek history"
Tsukiyumi	Riker: " The Gateway Arch?" Data: *shakes head* Riker: "The Guardian of Forever?" Data: *shakes head* Riker: " AH! What Berman and Braga did to Trek continuity with Enterprise!!!" Data: " Very good, sir! You ARE great at charades!"
Mr. President	Luckily for the 20th Century Fox lawyers, Matt Groening would later forget where the inspiration had come from for the robot Bender from his hit show Futurama.
Will Deker	See Data, this is exactly why you're no longer allowed in the stick museum anymore, or the inanimate carbon rod museum, or the adult toy museum, or the enterprise gym.
SlideMan	I am Bender. Please Insert girder.
The Steve	Despite humanity's supposed money-less economy, there were still infomercials for dodgy exercise machines.
stitch626	In the 24th century, horseshoes are made the easy way.
AJ	So, I should do this to the next person who makes a 'fire at will' joke?
twitch2oh	Riker: "What is it?" Data: It is...*examines* It is...*examines it again* ...It is bent."
Dennie Hebels	Data: I'm sorry Commander Riker, but if I hear you playing the sax one more time, this is what will happen to it.

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