Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
cq	"I know that lord but couldn't you just have given me the gold plates that the last guy got?"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	MORAL Communication: Sometimes, all it takes to communicate is a shiny, silver, pointy orb.
Legion	How many Starfleet officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
MetalHead	Now he just had to mount the laser beam in a shark's head, and Doctor Evil would promote him to scumbag!!
ZebulaNebula	It's all fun and games until someone vaporizes the captain's toupee.
Frankie Chestnuts	Mork calling Orson. Mork, calling Orson. Come in, Orson.
ThomasJBryant	The other kids were ecstatic over finding golden tickets. Jimmy was thankful to have found a silver enema bulb.
Mark	Prayer in the 23rd century.
mwhittington	Ensign: *looks around* I'd like to thank the Academy for this wonderful award, my agent, my family for supporting me,...You like me, you really, really LIKE me!
Johnny Starfleet	This prototype was the beginning of a disasterous line of less threatening looking phasers that would plague Starleet for decades to come.
nerd86	The ensign wasn't concerned until he found out the shuttlecrafts emergency autopilot ran on Vista.
jg	Device: This alien probe will self destruct in three seconds.... Guy: Oh crap.
jg	Uhura (voice): Message from Starfleet Captain. Redshirt reserves are running low. You are hereby ordered to make yellowshirts expendible until further notice. Lt Davis (holding the explosive device) Damn!
Niall Johnson	I love pissing off pilots with laser pointers!
Niall Johnson	I was doing a routine security sweep and I found this in Mr. Sulu's locker.
Captain Redbeard	Here we see a Starfleet officer about to burst into tears after using a Klingon nose-hair trimmer.
Captain 8472	Stranded on a planet with the wrong size of vibrator.
MetalHead	Even in the 24th Century, suicide bombers prayed to allah before exploding.
Foxbat	"Wow, I hit the Enterprise from here..."
Mr. Bean	I think I see Jesus!
ZebulaNebula	Fear the mighty deathticle.
ZebulaNebula	It's a spaceball!
Mr. Bean	"This is Ground Control to Major Tom"
ZebulaNebula	Captain, the shuttlecraft laid an egg.
ZebulaNebula	All hail the holy hand grenade.
Loskene	He quickly rethought his plan to get the elephant out of a tree
nerd86	Ensign: My God it's full of stars! Director: Menh... they're mostly has beens.
McFortner	Lt. Ricky foolishly tries to get an upskirt picture of the female crew members still in orbit....

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