| Name | Caption | 
| jg | It looks like Odo may be taking casual Friday a bit to far. | 
| bryonfogl | Bashir:(Thinking to himself) he is better hung then me... how can that be... I know my parents got the ron jeremy upgrade.... | 
| Ty.G | Sisko and the Founder discuss a truce to vote Odo off Survivor. | 
| jg | Bashir (thinking to himself): I will not look at his crotch, I will not look at his...DAMN IT, I JUST LOOKED AT HIS CROTCH. | 
| Tiberius | BASHIR: I'm sorry, Captain, but she's broken Energizer Odo. She put his batteries in backwards, and, well, as you can see, he kept coming and coming and coming.... | 
| Chromedome | Is this the naturist beach? Are we too late for the beach volleyball? | 
| ncc1701bulldog | Sisko: "We want a refund, this one is broken." | 
| ncc1701bulldog | Ever since Odo attempted to transform into Amy Whinehouse, he had never been the same. | 
| ncc1701bulldog | Female Founder: "I'll be honest, we gave him an enema." | 
| Mark | The teaser for "Changling Love Slave" | 
| RedDwarfian | It's hard to tell whether Odo is cold, or hot. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo: The last thing I remember is Quark asking me if I'd ever tasted a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster". Then he hit me with a slice of lemon wrapped around a brick, and I woke up here. | 
| ThomasJBryant | Sisko: "Okay, okay... A genetically enhanced doctor, a Bajorian Prophet and a Changeling go for a walk on the beach--" Bashir: "You've told this one already..."
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| ThomasJBryant | An outtake would explain the episode's title: One swift soccer kick to the groin, and indeed, Odo had a "broken link". | 
| DaCaptain | Sisko: Ok, look... the universal translator malfunctioned. We meant to say "The Naked Now" and "The Naked Time" not "Now is the Time to get Naked." 
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| Capt. Jethro | One caveat to the treaty after the Dominion War was to keep Odo away from Bloodwine. | 
| katefan | Sisko, now that you have seen the terrifying power of our new Orgasmatron, you must realize the Federation has no choice but to surrender! | 
| jg | Founder: We gave him the death he always wanted. A hero's death, a death worthy of a member of our species. It was Death by Snu-Snu. | 
| OlderThanTOS | René Auberjonois "I played Richard III. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me" | 
| Von Kos | Bashir (Thinking): I wonder if I can get his kidneys out while they are both distracted. | 
| Sondak | “I’m not saying you did the wrong thing, it’s just that DS9 has enough docking pylons as it is.” | 
| Plasmodium | Female changeling: "It was death by jamaharon, Captain Sisko." |