| Name | Caption | 
| ThomasJBryant | Kirk realized the trouble he was in when the Orion slave girl turned out to be an Orion slave transsexual. | 
| ExAstris | Mr. Scotty's "beam their pants off" prank had garunteed good results. | 
| Guybrush | "I'm afraid doing that wont help the ship stop any faster Captain." | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | It's sad to think what would have happened if this man ever entered a holodeck. | 
| Hugh Jass | Kirk realised with horror that he had sat on his per hamster: Fluffy | 
| Samus | Kirk when he finds out that Picard was voted one of the top 10 most sexy men | 
| JedTheGuy | Captain Kirk first sees Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. | 
| Tyrridon | Notice that you can't see anything lower than his stomach...that's because Sulu's bucking for a promotion. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | That was "Trapped in a Box". Now watch this one. It's called "Walking against a Strong Wind" | 
| Tsukiyumi | Turns out, Spock's comment about the captain's chair being "the hot seat" wasn't a "colorful metaphor"... | 
| Cailus | No-one could do the Dumbass Maneuveur like Jim T.Kirk. | 
| The Steve | Never again would Kirk have a Vulcan waxing after the pain it inflicted. | 
| Tsukiyumi | Shatner was not pleased with the pose used for his Madam Tussaud's replica... | 
| jg | Kirk: The kid's not mine, I swear. I've never even been on your planet. | 
| nerd86 | McCoy: I'm sorry but we had to remove your penis... | 
| SlideMan | My......God! It's full of stars! | 
| Adam | Kirk: "Oh my god! stop mooning me Sulu, it's so horrible!" | 
| Niall Johnson | This, boys and girls, is why we have crowd control barriers at conventions. | 
| Niall Johnson | This is why William Shatner is never allowed into a strip club. | 
| Jim | Dolly Parton visits the set of Star Trek... | 
| Lynn Campbell | Kirk: Nuns? Ahhh….Reverse, reverse!!! | 
| Lynn Campbell | Shater’s first reaction to the proliferation of Spock/Kirk slash fic. |