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| Name | Caption |
| Niall Johnson | Say my rank. SAY MY RANK! |
| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | Paris:"Don't call me TINY." |
| McFortner | To Tom's delight, Kes suddenly realized that she had forgotten the safe-word. |
| Niall Johnson | Tom be nimble, Tom be quick, Do things to Kes that'll make us sick! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! |
| Steamrunner92 | Tom's ventriloquism act hits a rough start. |
| Demotox | Love hurts. |
| Pretty Princess | KES: WHOA! WRONG HOLE! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Ocampa Love Slave |
| ZebulaNebula | They're just reacting to a spider the size of a Jack Russel Terrier. Perverts ... |
| DJ | Words a guy never wants to hear "Is it in yet?" |
| DanielB | "BAD TOUCH! Very bad touch!!" |
| BC1 | HOLY CRAP! Harry got a promotion! |
| nerd86 | *over communicator*: And then it's straight through the chompers. Paris: Chompers? Kes: Screw that! |
| Tyrridon | It was true! Kes really was a puppet!! |
| Niall Johnson | Square peg in a round hole. |
| Captain 8472 | Tom: I hope you're ready. Kes: Just pull the damn wax strip! |
| igr56uk | sorry darling, neelix wants a lung |
| igr56uk | would paris actually be considered a paedophile seeing how kes is only 4 ? |
| Melllvar | Kes: There's always time for lubricant! |
| Cailus | Only now do we realise where Jack Nicholson has been hiding all these years. |
| Q | Paris believed in keeping with traditions, especially ones started by fellow helmsmen... |
| pravda | Paris: I've heard tales about what women can do with ping-pong balls, but bowling balls? |
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