| Name |
Caption |
| Drags |
How do you like my balls? |
| Captain 8472 |
"I am not going to wear the tribbles." |
| The Geek |
The lesser- revered "Orb of Hideous Clothing" claims another victim. |
| jg |
Kira: Come here Odo. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Odo: Goodbye |
| ExAstris |
You want me to do WHAT in this scene? Oh come on, our ratings aren't that bad. It's not like this is Enterprise! |
| The Geek |
No matter how seductive Kira tries to act, she will never overcome the fact that she has no cleavage. |
| MetalHead |
During peacetime Major Kira becomes Massage Therapist Kira. |
| Chromedome |
Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! |
| Cailus |
After 7 years serving aboard Deep Space Nine, Colonel Kira was only mildly amused when she realised that Doctor Bashir had made the sarcastic look permamant. |
| Captain 8472 |
"What do you mean 'Prostitute Look'?" |
| Niall Johnson |
Let's play Bajoran roulette. Reach in and pull a scroll. One of them's a death warrant. |
| RedDwarfian |
It's not often that Nerys gets complimented on her melons. |
| igr56uk |
the orb of lesbianism is well and truly for real |
| nerd86 |
Kira: Placing the golden egg in the basket at precisely noon should reveal the location of the Arc of the Covenant. |
| ncc1701bulldog |
Kira: You're telling me humans believe a rabbit made this egg? |
| Auston |
The Major was not amused by the fruit basket that simply read: "To Bajor, From Cardassia. Sorry about that occupation thing." |
| Skipbear |
In this alternative universe the "Attendant" tends the loo |
| McFortner |
Kira: This is all the Cardassians left when they left Bajor: A dozen empty tubes and one apple. |
| Tyrridon |
Kira did well during the swimsuit and evening-wear competitions of the Miss Bajor competition. Sadly, she was quickly eliminated after the personality portion. |
| Tyrridon |
Kira could've been more elated when she found the Great Golden Easter Egg... |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
But Grandmother, what big teeth you have!! |
| suxxxxxx |
Damn, I ordered a pizza. Who called the Bajoran Inn for Hasperat? |