| Name | Caption | 
| Foxbat | A true corporate raider... | 
| Mikey | Poster art from "Full Latinum Jacket" | 
| AJ | "Our secret laughing weapon! We show him to the enemy and they all laugh themselves to death!" | 
| MetalHead | Nog: *sniffle* I am NOT! *sniff sniff* AN EMO! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 
| igr56uk | wait until i get the bastard who stole my leg | 
| Bryan Moore | The Magnificent Ferengi | 
| Premonition_45 | Shh. Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We're wooking for Jem'Hadar. Hahahahaha. | 
| Skifreak | Nog: Sir, Anthony Montgomery and Wil Wheaton have bee neutralized. Sisko: Very good Ensign. Proceed to the next target on the DITL list of worst Trek actors.
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| Captain 8472 | "You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold-dead hands." | 
| The Geek | His eyes were intense. His resolve was steely. His trigger finger was twitching. His pants were full. | 
| Niall Johnson | Inspired by Columbine, Nog gets his revenge on Starfleet Academy. | 
| Steamrunner92 | "I know what you're thinking: Did I fire five shots or six? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I've forgotten myself. So you just have to ask yourself one question: Does it really matter since this thing runs on batteries, SUCKER?!" | 
| Adrian | Don't you think you're a little over-prepared for a Klingon wedding? | 
| Premonition_45 | I come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill... | 
| Foxbat | Phasers don't kill people... oh wait, yeah, they do! | 
| Capt. Griffith | This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun! | 
| jg | Nog: This is my rifle. There are many like her, but this one's mine. | 
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Right, who still wants to say I've got a forehead like a pair of arse cheeks ? | 
| ZebulaNebula | Nog: Hup two three four, no one's gettin' through this door. Five six seven eight, no one's gettin' past this gate. | 
| ncc1701bulldog | "Kill Braga Vol. II" | 
| Hugh Jass | If any compares me to Heather Mills McCartney again I will shoot | 
| The Geek | Nog readies himself for a night of passion with the Duras' sisters. |