| Name | Caption | 
| nerd86 | You want to hear the impressive part... Reed actually won this staring contest. | 
| RedDwarfian | Reed paused, and looked around. The source of that snowball had to be around here somewhere... | 
| mwhittington | Reed: Wow! T'pol looks HORRIBLE in HD! | 
| nerd86 | Reed had a five and a half hour conversation before he realized he wasn't talking to Mayweather. | 
| Merat | Captain James T. Kirk was arrested yesterday for 5 counts of homicide on the planet Frigidaire VII after attempting to mate with the inhabitants. | 
| mikey | Although originally intended to be a simple winter amusement, Reed's "snowbat" turned out to be just one more thing capable of beating him up. | 
| igr56uk | using viagra for the nose worked quite well | 
| Niall Johnson | Presenting Star Trek on Ice! | 
| Captain 8472 | To quote Q: It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... | 
| Kalor | Captain? What do you mean he outranks me? | 
| Kalor | Mayweather: Captain, we've found what appears to be a frozen Dalek with enormous ears. Archer: That has got to be the silliest attempt to get lines I've ever heard. No wonder everyone ignores you.
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| nerd86 | The snowman was just a clever distraction to allow the butt pirates of Rigel 7 to make their move. | 
| nerd86 | "The snowpeople will never surrender!" *Blowtorch*
 "All right we'll call it a draw."
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| Skipbear | Trip frequently gave the Valcans a snow job | 
| Skipbear | Trip was a great engineer but he just could not quite build a Valcan love slave | 
| ncc1701bulldog | Yet another canon violation occurs when Enterprise makes first contact with the Breen. | 
| TThomaso | Hours later, the crew finally realised they had left Mayweather behind. | 
| ThomasJBryant | Please, come to Earth with me. You could be a writer in Hollywood! Already on strike, you say? | 
| ThomasJBryant | And things just kinda snowballed from there... | 
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Tell Malcolm that We've found Prince Charles' hiding place. | 
| giles | So its not just ditl who has crappy christmas decorations! 
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