| Name |
Caption |
| Isaac |
Bolian:"Captain, I wanted to...HOLY CRAP!!" |
| Alexus |
"Heh heh. And they said MY head looked funny!" |
| Dougurasu |
Captain Picard Day has taken a turn for the worst for Jean-Luc |
| Craig |
Instead of an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on another, children in the early 2300's were taught of the Bolian of conscience who would steer you right... |
| RedDwarfian |
The Captain's focus was not on the bolian, but the science officer behind him who WASN'T IN HIS DRESS UNIFORM! |
| KramerMan |
Bolian: Now hold very still while I poke it to make sure it's not alive. |
| Adrian |
Picard: "At least it's not a tribble..." |
| Merlin |
Taxi drivers of the future take the beaded seat cover to the next level... |
| Schuyler |
No, really. It's hard to believe that it's a toupee. |
| Ruz |
I wonder what color he would turn if I choked him... |
| Abhdefiant |
Picard to himself: "DAMN! he noticed" |
| James |
Picard to himself: "Note to self, transfer Commander Troi to a Miranda class on the front lines." |
| Brian Phillips |
Pull my finger |
| Dougurasu |
Bolian: "There is something different about you today, captain... I can't put my finger on it. Oh wait... let my try." |
| Silent Bob |
I'm from the "Proud to be Bald" club. We've had a complaint about you... |
| Lobster |
Picard: "Please take Mr. Mot back to your home planet..." |