| Name | Caption | 
| Isaac | Bolian:"Captain, I wanted to...HOLY CRAP!!" | 
| Alexus | "Heh heh. And they said MY head looked funny!" | 
| Dougurasu | Captain Picard Day has taken a turn for the worst for Jean-Luc | 
| Craig | Instead of an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on another, children in the early 2300's were taught of the Bolian of conscience who would steer you right... | 
| RedDwarfian | The Captain's focus was not on the bolian, but the science officer behind him who WASN'T IN HIS DRESS UNIFORM! | 
| KramerMan | Bolian: Now hold very still while I poke it to make sure it's not alive. | 
| Adrian | Picard:  "At least it's not a tribble..." | 
| Merlin | Taxi drivers of the future take the beaded seat cover to the next level... | 
| Schuyler | No, really.  It's hard to believe that it's a toupee. | 
| Ruz | I wonder what color he would turn if I choked him... | 
| Abhdefiant | Picard to himself: "DAMN! he noticed" | 
| James | Picard to himself: "Note to self, transfer Commander Troi to a Miranda class on the front lines." | 
| Brian Phillips | Pull my finger | 
| Dougurasu | Bolian: "There is something different about you today, captain... I can't put my finger on it. Oh wait... let my try." | 
| Silent Bob | I'm from the "Proud to be Bald" club. We've had a complaint about you... | 
| Lobster | Picard: "Please take Mr. Mot back to your home planet..." |