| Name | Caption | 
| Merat | I know they're trying, but its just not the same without Theiss. | 
| mwhittington | Thankfully, the cameras failed to show the third prostitute, and the real reason Kor had a smile on his face. | 
| Bryan Moore | "MAWWIAGE. MAWWIAGE IS WOT BWINGS US TOGEVAH TODAY." | 
| MetalHead | Forget my honor, what my wife dosn't know can't hurt her. | 
| Merat | The sequel to Darmok: "Kor, His Eyes Agog" | 
| Mikey | What happens on DS9, stays on DS9. | 
| Wacky | "And then he said "That's not what the Cow said" but I just laughed and told him he was Harry Kim, what could you expect?" | 
| Zeke Thorne | Kor: So it's true...Earth Girls ARE Easy! | 
| JTK | Kor: “Wait a minute, whose hand was that? Never mind, it was mine.” | 
| Adam | Hey, Babe wanna come to my quarters and inspect my Captain's log, while I climb mount Seleya? then after I can explore you're Vulcan's forge? | 
| Sondak | A Klingon, and a pair of Cling-Ons. | 
| David Salberg | "I'd buy that for a credit!!" | 
| ThomasJBryant | Did you hear the one about the Klingon and the two Dabo girls? Me neither, but I but it had one heck of a climax! | 
| Bryan Moore | "And then she said, 'That's not the Sword of Kahless!" | 
| ZebulaNebula | Kor: Now THIS is why they call us Klingons - gals just tend to cling on to us ... | 
| BC1 | It was going so well, until the pet tribble decided it was hungry... | 
| Admiral Ed | "Every advance culture in the Universe for an unknown reason have a it's version of Hugh Herfner, here in picture we see the klingon version." |