Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Cyd	In Star Trek the down Quark is unstable.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
BC1	Quark: you made him listen to SHATNER!?!
De\	This week Ferengi Suprise Served with Real Ferengi
Lynn Campbell	Garak: “No soup for you!”
TThomaso	Quark runs across a holosuite file entitled "Odo's Wishlist"
Mikey	"Wait a minute! I didn't have the salmon mousse..."
anonymous	In the 24th century, it becomes a face thrown in the pie, not a pie thrown in the face.
nerd86	Garak: After dinner mint? Rom: Piss off! I'm full. Garak: But it's only wafer thin. Rom: Oh, all right. *explodes*
nerd86	Star Trek: CSI
Wolfman	Unknown to the rest of the station's crew, in addition to tailoring and the occasional act of espionage, Garak also moonlighted as the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Tsukiyumi	And so began the first annual DS9 Tube-Grub eating contest.
Chromedome	Dish of the day: Quark on toast
Ty. G	Garak: You see, digging and laying bricks IS back-breaking work.
mwhittington	Quark: How did he die? Garak: Oh, come on, everyone on the station knew he was a "crackhead"! (cue rimshot)
mwhittington	Garak: I'm afraid he ate something that didn't agree with him. Quark: And that was... Garak: Odo. Odo: (oozing from mouth and coalescing on table)Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
jg	Quark: Garak, this is creepy enough without you humming "Send in the Clones"
Captain Reynolds	Quark: "What the hell?" Garak: "He heard the latest plot rumors about the next "Star Trek" movie.
BlasterMaster555	Quark's existential crisis...

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