| Name | Caption | 
| Silent Bob | Any second now, he'll open his mouth - and go flying round the room. | 
| Bryan Moore | "And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOWWWWW your ship down." | 
| Bryan Moore | That Dr. Phlox is really a cheeky fellow. | 
| =David | In the event of a water landing, I am equipped to act as a flotation device. | 
| Dante | Damn it Jim, he's going to blow and there's nothing I can do! | 
| Xela | If this is his defence mechanism I would hate to see his offensive mechanism. | 
| Brian Phillips | "Please Harry Potter, I never said anything bad about your parents." | 
| Jesse | "That's a spicy meat-a-ball!" | 
| Fuzzy | A demonstration of the invisible trumpet. | 
| Brian Phiilips | A new advance in automobile safety: the personal airbag. | 
| Silent Bob | Archer: "No Phlox, the balloon is meant to be outside your mouth when you blow it up!" | 
| drow | No, seriously.  Does this make me look fat? | 
| Dave1982 | Now we know what Q was looking at in last week's picture.... | 
| Lord David | This Denobulan will self destruct in 10 seconds, it is the last chance for you to push the cancellation button! |