| Name | Caption | 
| mwhittington | Yeah, that's right, we killed Kenny. What are YOU gonna do about it, huh? | 
| Foxbat | "We understand an Ensign Mayweather spoke? We're here to ensure it never happens again..." | 
| AJ | Graham Kennedy: "So you guys expect me to put you in the caption competition" Jem'Hadar: "No, mr. Kennedy, we expext you to die!"
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| Foxbat | "What do you mean we're on the 'No Fly' list?" | 
| DBB | Jem'Hadar on right front: I am so much better looking than these loosers. | 
| bryonfogl | we are paris hiltons new prison gaurds.... | 
| Niall Johnson | # Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right... # | 
| Chaos4700 | Listening to turbolift music was taxing even to the Jem'Hadr. It was made all the more awkward when the First began singing along to "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." | 
| Jillibean | "When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, From your first cigarette to your last dying day..."
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| Mr. President | Now available! Collect all six Jem'Hadar warriors and receive free Defiant Transporter Room diorama! | 
| Capt. Jethro | Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. | 
| Mikey | Quentin Tarantino presents "Reservoir Jem'Hadar." | 
| Admiral Ed | For an unknown reason, all sentient species had develope their version of the "3 STOOGIES" act... | 
| Lynn Campbell | Apparently the Founders had never heard of the “Don’t ask Don’t tell policy.” | 
| X | It was an awkward moment when everyone realized that 3rd was making them look gay and had somehow beamed them into a gay bar... populated by Klingons. | 
| Captain Reynolds | Jem'Hadar at Back-Left: "Hey, down in front! This is supposed to be a GROUP photo!" | 
| MarkB | Guess who's coming to dinner. | 
| Foxbat | Jehovah's Witnesses, Jem'Hadar Chapter. | 
| LeSmurf | Jem'Hadar in the middle: "Of course I've farted! Or do you really think I do always smell that way?" |