| Name | Caption | 
| Mavra | Cost of Starfleet uniform: 5 strips latinum.  Cost of puppy: 8 strips latinum.  Look on Q's face when told it's his love-child:  PRICELESS | 
| Cletus | Q: They reelected Bush!!!! | 
| Xela | They say a picture says a thousand words, but this one only says three. What the hell? | 
| =David | Chakotay (offscreen): The puppy can stay, but the Q in the gorilla suit... | 
| Xela | Who let the Q out? | 
| Lancel | Q: *gasp* It's the Spanish Inquisition! | 
| Xela | I see dead crewmen | 
| Xela | Q: Why can't my fans ever take a good picture of me. First they took a picture of me as a head coming out of a cigar and now this. | 
| Dante | Wait a minute....are you vaguely implying that Captain Janway is the dog? | 
| =NoPoet= | Q discovers the REAL reason Chakotay is called Pinocchio | 
| Griddles | Q: Oh, no! Wesley's now on THIS starship?! | 
| A*H*A | KKKKKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!! | 
| A*H*A | The reaction of being implied of being a member of al Q-aeda | 
| Jedime | Who screwed the pooch? |