| Name | Caption | 
| My Name Is Nobody | The Romulan War began with The Battle of Phallus Prime, the survivors envied the dead. | 
| Mikey | The Iceman Cometh? | 
| NomAnor15 | Anchor: ...And now for something completely different; a man with 33 testicles. (offstage): He's...eh...busy!
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| Captain 8472 | Trip: So, this is what T'Pol meant in her statement 'death by snoo snoo'. | 
| Admiral Ed | Today Trip learned that not all species react equal to the common cold... | 
| Xela | Every week the Enterprise's crew kept encountering sticky situations, some more literal then others | 
| Hisrak | Most people just wear a red nose or take a bath in baked beans, but Trip had to go one better... | 
| McFortner | Trip: Is this enough of a sample, Doc? | 
| Foxbat | "He slimed me Ray." | 
| Rick | Trip: 'And then that egg-thing ... something crawled out ... it jumped on my face... kill me' | 
| Ty. G | Plox: So Mr. Tucker any side effects from those vitamins I gave... oh dear... | 
| The Steve | This is why families were permitted on future starships. | 
| Lasombrat | "Killll meeeee...Killll meeeeee!" | 
| CaptnQuantum | Trip: Oh great. Archer gets to grease up Hoshi and T'Pol two weeks ago, and my caption competition is THIS?! | 
| Randy Houle | Trip: "Next time, Malcolm, please don't blow up the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man while I'm still standing next to him." | 
| Brian G | "Protein remover?" "Won't be installed until Tuesday."
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| Ben | Now I know why they call it a "sperm whale" | 
| Lord Tirian | "Okay, I've said that Nostromo is a bad name for a ship!" | 
| Bryan Moore | While disappointed in the result of his shaving experiment, Trip was surprised to find out what "Contents Under Pressure" really meant. | 
| Niall Johnson | Dear Penthouse... | 
| drow | "Ah, there's the problem. Lather, RINSE, repeat." |