| Name | Caption | 
| James | Jem'Hadar: Oh, that's some good Ketracel White...whoa, my hand is HUGE! | 
| Cletus | Star Trek Convention Security | 
| Dante | I don't mean to complain, but your breath is terrible | 
| SlideMan | (sung)"One of these aliens is not like the other.  One of these aliens just doesn't belong.  Can you tell me which one is not like the others, before I finish this song?" | 
| Yearling | "You know, if I spin around really quickly I can turn into Linda Carter." | 
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Vorta: So You DO think My Bum Looks big in this. | 
| Ben | One time, at band camp....... | 
| Chad | Kiss me you fool! | 
| largo | Seriously, does this make me look fat? | 
| Lobster | Vorta: "You know, I´m considering copying your hairdo..." | 
| truevaliance | Jem'Hadar: "how you doin'? | 
| CaptQ | You know, with a little moisturizer you could have smooth skin like mine. |