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| Name | Caption |
| Rat Boy | The Federation's war with the cactus people of Saguaro VIII had many casualties. |
| Name | Caption |
| Mikey | Riker: "How much longer, Beverly?" Crusher: "Well, I've got to add two more perpendicular lines - then, I'll start by making an 'X.' Nurse Ogawa will then select a place to make an 'O...'" |
| Mikey | "Tell me again, Will - you were on the officer exchange program, and then one of the Klingon females started to flirt with you, and then...?" |
| woodside | "Exactly how did Ensign Ro get the opportunity to tattoo "This space for rent" on you?" |
| ZebulaNebula | Riker lives to regret telling the good doctor that he needs a sedative like he needs a hole in the head. |
| FL | "That's for screwing with other people's finales. You're lucky you got out alive." |
| ZebulaNebula | Another byproduct of the screenwriters' strike: "Spock's Brain" is re-made into "Riker's Brain". |
| Tiberius | The delegation from the Temple of Doom will arrive shortly, and the captain wants to welcome them with their traditional feast, and, well, this is the closest we have to monkey brains. |
| Tiberius | Getting the brain out wasn't the hard part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *maniacal laughter* |
| Foxbat | "The lobotomy scars are healing nicely, Commander." |
| Foxbat | (A Love Haiku) Riker sees Crusher about the wound caused by Troi while in the bathtub. |
| Ty G. | Riker: I just found out that Troi's mother is coming to the wedding naked too. Hey, when your finished sealing those cuts - do my eyes next... PLEASE!!! |
| Admiral Ed | Let me guess... CATWOMAN program again? |
| Bryan Moore | "What happened, Will?" "Some crazed fan attacked me with a knife yelling 'This is for These Are the Voyages!'" |
| Skipbear | "This is my gramma Howard's recipe for Scottish, Creme Brulee. We start by carmelizing your brain" |
| AJ | "Come, come, commander. Just tell me what I want to know and their will be no need for me to continue." |
| mwhittington | Crusher: And, there. I'm done deflating your ego. Your head can fit through the door again. |
| Bryan Moore | "Doctor, will this really heal my cut?" "Yes, but it will also make you gain fifty pounds over the next decade and appear on a hopelessly bad spinoff" "Fine" |
| ThomasJBryant | Really, these "Fire At Will" jokes are not funny anymore. |
| Ben | Crusher: So, did you learn your lesson? Riker: Yes. Betazoids and bondage don't mix |
| Foxbat | I didn't want to be a doctor you know. I wanted to be a Lumberjack!! |
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