| Name | Caption | 
| Mikey | "... and you will stay imprisoned for ten years for 'Common People,' and a further ten years for 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...'" | 
| SilentEd | Now that's a hangover... | 
| Randy Houle | Denny Crane flashes back to a particularly embarrassing memory from his wilder days in the 1960s. | 
| ThomasJBryant | The original roast of William Shatner. | 
| drow | Alien Christmas caroling gone horribly, terribly wrong. | 
| AJ | "4.8 from the Vulcan judge, 4.8 from the Andorian judge, 4.9 from the the Human judge and a rather diappointing 4.2 from the Klingon judge. Now for our next contestant in the interplanetary gymnastics competition...." | 
| ByAnyOtherName | The origins of Shatner's Christ complex.... | 
| Hench | Vian 1: "Now, you only gotta scare him." Vian 2: "Pain is scary..."
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| truevaliance | Graham Kennedy: "So this is the 4-millionth visitor..." | 
| Cpt. James T. | As the Captain found out the punishments for not wearing the shiny bathrobes was severe. | 
| ZebulaNebula | Several disgruntled fans crucify Shatner for his singing. | 
| jg | alien: What are you doing on our planet? Kirk: Nothing really, just hanging around.
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| Reliant121 | Talk about highly strung 
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| Foxbat | I say, this Captain Kirk fellow is well hung indeed... | 
| Hisrak | Kikr: What lights? I don't know what you're talking about! |