| Name |
Caption |
| Gil Rodriguez |
"I'm getting better!" "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment." |
| Wesley |
The Great Red Shirt Escape! "We're through dying miserable, yet hilariously entertaining, deaths! Freeeedoooom!" |
| Ensign Pryce |
Crewman Redshirt quickly relalized he shouldn have voluntered to inspect the trash compacter.... |
| Lucky Strike |
I'm telling you, we definitely need to requisition more torpedoes next time. |
| Nakeey |
...and the Defiant crew complains THEY have cramped quarters. |
| Mikey |
I said, "Fire AT Will, not fire Will!" |
| Timoth |
RedShirt in tube: "I found it! The last Tribble!" |
| Lord David |
They say pictures speak a thousand words, this picture speaks of one: Redshirts: "Fire!" |
| =NoPoet= |
Spock got the full military sendoff; Ensign Redshirt's corpse is flushed through the Waste Disintegrator. |
| Silent Bob |
Only now can we understand the true meaning of "Jeffrey's Tube" |
| Xela |
Constitution class starship:$20.5 billion dollors. Training for security officers:$1000 dollors Redshirt: $20 Coming up with new ways to kill redshirts: Priceless |
| knock knock |
I was kidding when I said I wonder what it would be like to be shot out of a torpedo tube!!! |
| Brian Phillips |
"Our engineer which art on Enterprise, Scotty be thy name. Thy starship come. Thy repairs be done, in two hours instead of seven." |
| J21french |
No! Anything but the tribble pit! Agh! |